Your Weekend Justice #224: Coffee and the Euphemism Motherlode

Dance the Kung Fu

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck, the podcast that dares to completely sully the name of its own damn website. Go figure.

Note: Please excuse random and brief noises. Not sure where they came from. Maybe it’s all in my head.

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By | 2017-09-24T22:25:59+00:00 October 19th, 2014|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #199.9 With a Line Over the Last 9

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that’s going to record its 200th episode at DragonCon if it kills you.

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Electric Company Spider-Man: What Happened?

Agenda:

  • The price of sex?
  • Messaging and emailing while drunk?
  • Aaron will be blind soon, we’re certain
  • Number swizzling
  • Half a conversation about beer. Quiet.
  • Bottle hygiene
  • Derelict snail mail and a review
  • How to double your pleasure
  • Kenneth Hite at DragonCon
  • J.J. vs. The Gun
  • Geeks vs. football fans
  • Rox’s mighty hoodoo
  • Scott’s grandmother and voodoo
  • Tuffley’s research (not a euphemism)
  • When are introductions not introductions?
  • Introducing…Kim. As Kim.
  • Things not to do while driving
  • Rox’s practice cane
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:18+00:00 August 17th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|4 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #170: Banned Candy!

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that sells itself door to door, and then you find that our euphemistic chocolate is both retro and disgusting. We also desire freedom for peaceful punk rioters everywhere. And we endorse the notion of Pussy Riot Unlimited.

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    Quiet Riot

    Agenda:

  • Shipping steampunk
  • For love of Octoberfest
  • Licking a maid. Maybe in Japan.
  • Rox vs. the airporter
  • Airlines and racism
  • I am the Hobo King
  • Avengers perfumes
  • Toddler Fight Club!
  • Corpse Flowers vs. Castlevania
  • Serv the Fragrance
  • The smell of space
  • Lots of unnecessary exploration of Amazon. And penises.
  • Candy jar theft
  • Halloween retro candy
  • Bouquets and madness
  • DragonCon and football
  • Spazhouse casting
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:30:18+00:00 August 24th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Win Division III: Football’s Finest on Blu-Ray!

    Division III: Footballs Finest Blu-Ray

    It’s Division III: Football’s Finest, out on Blu-Ray January 17th from Image Entertainment:

    Comedy mad man Andy Dick (Old School) leads a winning ensemble cast in this outrageous comedy in the no holds barred tradition of Bad Santa and Bad Teacher. Meet bad coach Rick Vice, a redneck psycho with a suspect record (the attempted murder of a Pee Wee football team). When the Pulham Blue Cocks coach drops dead on the sidelines, Vice is brought in to turn around the worst team in college football’s lowest division.

    Marshall Cook costars as Mitch, the slacker second-string quarterback who butts heads with Vice, his worst nightmare, but maybe Vice’s demented methods will be just the spark to turn Mitch and the Blue Cocks into winners. Adam Carolla and MadTV veterans Will Sasso, Debra Wilson, Mo Collins and Bryan Callen go the extra yard in this comedy that will blindside you.

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:33:53+00:00 January 13th, 2012|Contests|0 Comments

    The Curmudgeon: Dispatches From the Couch #4: Piss Off, 2012

    John Cusack in 2012

    The New Year is not even two weeks old yet…so I find it interesting the stars have aligned in just such a way that I am already irritated and annoyed by a few things.

    For the sake of brevity I have tried not to rant for too long. I’ve pared my list down to an even dozen.

    1. Talking Heads (not the band). This is an election year but I am already sick of the blah blah blah analysis by politicos about everything. When you think about it, being President of the USA is kind of a crap job in the end…so why bother? The debates have been silly, insipid, pointless and dumb. At the end of the day all of these guys from both parties are the same: rich people. Worse, they are rich people who really could care less about me (and you, for that matter). So to both parties I say, shh! Just talk about real issues and let us decide. But don’t pretend to pander to us when you couldn’t care less. Also: read your history books please. This constant referring to the Founding Fathers is really annoying…and most of the time you are getting it wrong. You know what the Founding Fathers would do if they were around today? They’d be watching Sherlock or playing Xbox instead of starting a new country. They would find it too much of a pain in the ass…plus the politicos would bother them to no end. By the way, is there a more annoying creature in the world today than the political hipster who blogs?

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:33:54+00:00 January 12th, 2012|Curmudgeon|0 Comments

    Headsup: Stalked by Aliens, Death, Apes …and Other Such Modern Problems

    There’s a lot of stuff that comes out all the time, and the companies are want your attention and mostly…your coin. But, you know, it’s your coin and you have to take care where you spend it. With these posts we try to take you through recent releases so you can make up your mind. If you find the info here to be of use, do us a favor and purchase stuff from Amazon through us. Especially if you were going to buy the stuff anyway. That gives us kickbacks, which help pay for things. Like the server. And coffee. And therapy. We thank you.

    Apollo 18 Blu-Ray
    Final Destination 5 Blu-Ray
    Rise of the Planet of the Apes Blu-Ray

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:33:55+00:00 January 11th, 2012|Headsup|0 Comments

    The Week in Stuff: July 6, 2010 – Traipse Through Jungles With Either Arnold or Stephen

    There are a lot of things out there you can buy. We try to give you the information you need to make an educated purchasing decision. Because we have no lives. If you find the info here to be of use, do us a favor and purchase stuff from Amazon through us. Especially if you were going to buy the stuff anyway. That gives us kickbacks, which help pay for things. Like the server. And coffee. And therapy. Thanks.

    Predator Ultimate Hunter Edition Blu-ray Cover Art
    Last Chance to See DVD Cover Art
    Brooklyn's Finest Blu-ray Cover Art

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:50:05+00:00 July 11th, 2010|Headsup|0 Comments

    Win the AFC and NFC Championships on DVD!

    AFC and NFC Championship DVDs

    So the games just got played this past Sunday (or so I’m told…I don’t watch television or keep up with football…that’s the one with the puck, right?) but Warner Brothers already has both the NFC and AFC 2010 Championship games available online at the Warner Brothers store. You get the games and nothing but the games, no commercials and no halftime show.

    We’ve got the pair of them–AFC and NFC–available to the lucky winner. Want to win them? Enter using the form below and enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag them. Good luck!
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:54:56+00:00 January 27th, 2010|Contests|0 Comments

    Win The New York Giants: Top 10 Games on DVD!

    NFL: New York Giants - 10 Greatest Games DVD cover art

    I know very little about the NFL or football in general. I know about soccer, the British football, more because I spent a few years playing it as a kid. I say “playing,” but in actuality I mean “stood around on a field in cleats and stared off into space.” So I can only tell you what I see here–that it’s the Top 10 Games of The New York Giants, and it spans 1987 through 2008. Ten games in their broadcast entirety, available from the NFL and Warner Brothers. We do have a copy of this set here–and if we draw your name when the contest ends you win it. To get your name in, enter using the form below. And then come back and do it tomorrow because we let you do that. Good luck!

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:59:54+00:00 August 28th, 2009|Contests|0 Comments