Your Weekend Justice #126: Frank Miller’s Fried Podcast on a Stick

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that might not fry up interesting things but damn…the breading is delicious. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.




  • Steve’s Kool-Aid (oh yeah)
  • Trivia and marathons
  • The leashes at Scott’s place
  • Swallowing fire
  • Gymkata vs. Pictionary!
  • Eureka cancelled
  • Frightening praise
  • Alcohol report
  • Hitchhiker’s Guide: The App
  • Anti-persperant–liars!
  • Aliens vs. Predator
  • Leigh and the odd party
  • Dead Popes
  • Frank Miller wrote what?
  • Alcohol Report II
  • The Smurfs
  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes
  • Captain America
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:38:44+00:00 August 12th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|3 Comments

    The Spirit (2008) – 27 Second Review

    The Spirit poster

    Written by: Frank Miller, based on the comic by Will Eisner
    Directed by: Frank Miller
    Starring: Gabriel Macht, Dan Gerrity, Jaime King, Eva Mendes, Ellen Dolan, Scarlett Johansson, Louis Lombardi, Samuel L. Jackson, Arthur the Cat

    Review: Evil personified? It is Samuel L. Jackson wearing a Nazi uniform, while delivering a smug monologue, and dissolving a cute fluffy kitten. I giggled until I couldn’t breathe. And I agree, Sam. Toilets are always funny.

    Time: 13 seconds


    By | 2017-09-24T23:07:16+00:00 January 11th, 2009|27 Seconds, Reviews|3 Comments

    Stuff: Jack Ryan Begins (Again)

    Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan
  • A new Jack Ryan flick? You know it’s in development. And the rebirth of Bond and the success of Bourne I’m sure have only made Paramount really want to get off their ass and do a follow-up to Sum of All Fears, the capable re-working of Affleck and Morgan Freeman into the former Harrison Ford part. Hossein Amini (Wings of the Dove) is on tap to scribe the new movie, which you can pretty much just call Jack Ryan Begins. I think you know what I mean. Regardless, don’t expect Affleck to return. Apparently Sam Raimi was attached for a while to direct–don’t know what the hell they were thinking on that, the only person with a more packed dance card these days is Del Toro. As an aside, apparently Amini is scribing The Subtle Knife at Warner Brothers.

    I must say: whoever’s going to play the new Ryan, they won’t have as good a Pissed Off Face as Harrison Ford. That and while we’re waiting, I would be perfectly content with Liev Schrieber in the Without Remorse movie. Just for the record. Source: Hollywood Reporter.

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    By | 2017-09-24T23:08:04+00:00 December 21st, 2008|Stuff You Need to Know|3 Comments

    Dear Frank: About That “300” Sequel…

    Frank Miller

    We know that you’re a busy guy these days. You know, working on the Sin City movies we presume, and The Spirit, and every ten months or so writing a really terrible issue of The Goddamn Batman. And now you want to do a sequel to 300. Well, as has been pointed out on more than one occasion, this is tricky, since, you know, you killed practically every major character and a few thousand minor ones.

    Many others have tried to puzzle this out and failed. Gladiator 2 was looked at, as the Variety article mentions, and if I remember correctly they were going to try and do something with the Djimon Hounsou character. I, Too, Am Legend is also mentioned as something they’re like to have but I think the world just rather we actually get an adaptation of the book this time rather than, you know, a turd. Even a sequel to Titanic was discussed with Kathy Bates on another ocean liner–originally popped up on Corona as the one real page in a sea of April Fools jokes.

    So look, Frank, we know it’s hard. Therefore we’ve decided to put our Hollywood caps on–the ones that harmlessly disconnect a good 76% of our neurons–and help you out. We humbly present these ideas that we hurriedly scratched down onto a napkin.


    By | 2017-09-24T23:16:40+00:00 June 30th, 2008|Headsup|11 Comments

    300 Trailer (Family Friendly Version): This is Delicious

    Okay, I screwed up. I saw links to this before and went, “What? No.” I’ve gotten wary since everybody sent me the Alanis “My Humps” video and I stupidly watched it and scarred myself for life.

    But then Siege sent this over and I just about laughed myself out of my chair. It’s genius. I thus repent and offer it to you now.

    Direct link for the feedreaders.

    By | 2017-09-24T23:33:39+00:00 April 7th, 2007|Stimuli|0 Comments

    27 Second Review: 300

    300 Prepare for Glory

    Written by: Zack Snyder, Kurt Johnstad & Michael B. Gordon, based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller
    Directed by: Zack Snyder
    Starring: Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, Dominic West, David Wenham, Rodrigo Santoro

    Review: Total.



    Time: 4 seconds.

    By | 2017-09-24T23:34:12+00:00 March 30th, 2007|27 Seconds, Reviews|0 Comments

    300 (2007) – Movie Review

    300 movie poster

    Written by Michael B. Gordon, Kurt Johnstad & Zack Snyder
    Directed by Zack Snyder
    Starring Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, Dominic West, David Wenham, Vincent Regan

    My Advice: Matinee.

    King Leonidas (Butler) is the ruler of Sparta. Sparta, and the rest of Greece, happens to be in the path of Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro) and his massive Persian army. Xerxes sends a messenger with a simple request: submit or we’ll kick your ass. Seems reasonable enough–except for the fact he’s pulling this shit in Sparta, where the people are…a little headstrong, shall we say. The messenger gets booted into a hole in the ground and Sparta needs to prepare for war. However, it’s going to be a bit unbalanced, as the end result is three hundred of Sparta’s finest facing down an army so large even Cecil B. DeMille would say, “Well, fuck me.”


    By | 2017-09-24T23:35:00+00:00 March 12th, 2007|Movies, Reviews|2 Comments

    Sin City (2005) – DVD Review

    Sin City DVD cover art


    Written by Robert Rodriguez, based on the series of graphics novels by Frank Miller
    Directed by Frank Miller, Robert Rodriguez & Quentin Tarantino
    Starring Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Jessica Alba, Clive Owen, Rosario Dawson


    • Behind-the-scenes featurette

    Released by: Dimension.
    Rating: R.
    Region: 1
    Anamorphic: Yes.

    My Advice: Wait for the uber-version.


    By | 2017-09-24T23:55:20+00:00 August 21st, 2005|Reviews|0 Comments