We know that you're a busy guy these days. You know, working on the Sin City movies we presume, and The Spirit, and every ten months or so writing a really terrible issue of The Goddamn Batman. And now you want to do a sequel to 300. Well, as has been pointed out on more than one occasion, this is tricky, since, you know, you killed practically every major character and a few thousand minor ones.
Many others have tried to puzzle this out and failed. Gladiator 2 was looked at, as the Variety article mentions, and if I remember correctly they were going to try and do something with the Djimon Hounsou character. I, Too, Am Legend is also mentioned as something they're like to have but I think the world just rather we actually get an adaptation of the book this time rather than, you know, a turd. Even a sequel to Titanic was discussed with Kathy Bates on another ocean liner--originally popped up on Corona as the one real page in a sea of April Fools jokes.
So look, Frank, we know it's hard. Therefore we've decided to put our Hollywood caps on--the ones that harmlessly disconnect a good 76% of our neurons--and help you out. We humbly present these ideas that we hurriedly scratched down onto a napkin.
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