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  • Will It Blend vs. a Video Camera: Sort of Like The Blair Witch Project With Appliances

  • Surge Stix: Kinda Like Pixy Stix, But Totally Different

  • He-Man Alarm Clock Lives: We Never Fail With Our Wake Up Verse

  • Jacket Cuff Lights: Holy Crap, When Did Dazzler Become a Guy?

  • Animated Pong Shirt: Now Make It Play Doom

  • Spinal Tap Green Skeleton T-Shirt: Exactly Medically Accurate

  • Stephen Fry's Voco Clock: Let the Downward Drift Continue

  • An .88 Mugnum: It Pours Coffee Through Schools

  • Just in Time Watch: Finally, a Solution For My Slackass Lateness

  • Clocky: My Perfect Alarm Clock

  • Homemade KITT From Knight Rider

  • Hello Kitty Tarot: Awww, The Tower's So Cute

  • Soundwave From the Transformers, Now With MP3s

  • Condoms in a Can: Technological Boon or Asking For Trouble?

  • Welcome to Dead Space God Central

  • Now Available: A Fifth Element "Mr. Shadow" Action Figure!

  • Pong Watch: Now You Can Feel Old Every Time You Look at Your Wrist

  • Frankie Flood: If Your Pizza is Wicked, Your Cutter Should Be Wicked, Too

  • Celebrity Patents: Now With Cheeky Derriere Relief

  • Mini-Robots and the Invasion to Come: The Gift That Keeps on Giving

  • Of Princes and Guns

  • Behold! The Mother of All Roombas!

  • Efrat Gommeh's Lock Cup: Because the Coffee Cup is Sacred, People

  • Coniglio? Dammit, That's Illegal in Georgia!

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