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Ladies and Gentlemen, the DVD Rewinder

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Time on Mars: It's a Godawful Small Affair

Mouse Surplus: Buy Mr. Toad's Car

The Swiss Army Knife From Hell

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Hyper Hybrid Gundam: It's Coming Up Man-Sized

Mouse Surplus: Hey, Has Anyone Seen Bill?

Commocoffee!

Knight Rider: The Ultimate KITT Car

Modern Mechanix: How to Kill Yourself Underwater

Magnetic Floating Bed: Bedding for Erik Lensherr

Air Conditioned Shirt: Wonderful, Does it Come in Black?

Silicone Zoo Animal Rubber Bands

Paintball: Because Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing

Coming Soon: Izod With Built-in Medical Tricorder

Vault Commercial: And Why Stop at Crows, Brian?

Luxury Fingerprint Watch

My First Backhoe!

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