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Hammacher Schlemmer: 6 Truly Mental Last...

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Not Christmas. That, as Dr. Lecter would say, is incidental. No, I’m talking about the Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues that arrive and have completely batshit insane items that are far too...

Holiday Gift Guide: The Best Games (Very...

At two weeks out or so, depending on your holiday persuasion, time is growing increasingly short for any gift acquisitions still left on your list. Thoughts of circling the mall parking lot for an hour or more looking for a space fly through...

The Most Badass Gift I Received For Xmas

So I mentioned the gift Siege made for me. It’s a two-handed longsword. The handle’s wrapped in leather. Yes, the blade is metal and yes, it most certainly has an edge. It is badass. It’s about the only way he could top the...

What Did You Get For Xmas?

Well, the dust is clearing and now we can see who wound up with what loot. Once I figure out what the hell we did with the digital camera I’ll post a pic of what Siege made for me. And if you know Siege, then you should probably start...

Time to Feel Old Once More With the 1979...

New to us = content gold. So that’s why we were stunned to check out the time capsule that is the 1979 Sears Wishbook, originally linked up on FaLaLaLaLa.com back in 2005. Somebody’s scanned in the entire thing, for a total of...

Your Pre-Holiday Reminder: Buy Through Us...

That’s right, folks: Needcoffee.com Loves You. It’s not just a slogan. It’s a scientific fact. Next year is our 10th year of doing this crazy shit. No, seriously. 1998 was the spawning of Needcoffee.com. And for our ten...

Abducted by Aliens? This Could Get You Back...

For those of you who think Fire in the Sky is a documentary, you might be a bit concerned about how to get back home after you’ve been abducted by big-eyed extraterrestrials. The Location Earth Dog Tag is supposed to help you get over...

Happy Mother's Day

Top 10 Most Inappropriate Gifts for Mom on...

Well, it’s come to our attention that some of our readers may need help buying something for their moms for this coming Mother’s Day. However, since everybody else can easily throw together a shopping guide filled with pink...

Death Before Decaf: Oh Hell Yes

I don’t have a tattoo. Although I have considered it briefly in the past, I’ve never gotten a tattoo for two reasons. One, I can’t think of a single design today that I could guarantee I’d still care for in a few...