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Glorious Revolution Update 06/19/08

Field agents report that in vitro cuttlefish training is proceeding apace. Naturally, the instinctive cuttlefish tendency to prey upon the stupid is being encouraged by placing photos of intended targets alongside the clear eggs as they...

Glorious Revolution Update: Boar Justice

The traditional symbol of courage to the ancient Celts, wild boars have now proven their worth to Homo sapiens law officers. After ramming into cops at full speed, a car thief temporarily escaped the mere human police and fled into a dark...

Owl Pilot Operative Captured!

Attention all Glorious Revolutionaries: This is not a drill. One of our precious, smallest operatives has been captured! During a routine jet flying exercise, screech owl Eduardo “Mad Bomber” Megascops was found and apprehended...

The Bride Of Coolness From Threadless

Again Threadless presents a couple of gems that please us no end. Here’s one that will appeal to that master of the turntables, DJ B-Naut. For it truly takes the power of a god to handle the mind-shredding madness that is “The...

More Coolness From Threadless

Again Threadless presents a couple of gems that please us no end. If you are familiar with our tastes, you love we love the steampunk. Also, we here at Needcoffee are of a certain age where we look at the 1980s with nostalgia. So when I saw...

Threadless Fits Needcoffee To A...

We love Threadless. One reason is having a shirt come along that is so perfect for one of the crew, it is damn eerie. Check this one out. ‘Pulp’ is a perfect mix of my love of sci-fi and naughty tentacles.

4 Big Cats Liberated From Ohio; Residents...

A seven year battle finally came to an end recently when the combined efforts of the USDA and undercover agents finally shut down the infamous Diana McCourt and her Siberian Tiger Foundation. Two adult lions and two adult tigers were...