32 Days of Halloween IX, Day 27: I Married a Monster From Outer Space!

I Married a Monster From Outer Space

To begin tonight’s festivities, we go to a very disturbed thing: a selection from Silence! The Musical, which we’ve praised before. The brainchild of Jon and Al Kaplan, it’s exactly what you think it is: a parody of Silence of the Lambs. From the original cast recording, please enjoy this NSFW selection, “Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket.”

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By | 2017-09-24T22:24:56+00:00 October 26th, 2016|32 Days of Halloween|0 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #215: The Taking of Pelham 123: The Animated Series

Giant Knob of Jon

(Widge here. Had to delay posting this for a week to devote time to the project that’s currently kicking my arse. We’re still not dead.)

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck, where we spend an inordinate amount of time trying to create a super-weapon that will turn human beings into giant Pez dispensers.

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By | 2017-09-24T22:26:29+00:00 May 3rd, 2014|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|3 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #214: Apocalyptic Sexy Time!

Apocalyptic Sexy Time! with Carol and Daryl

(Widge here. Sorry for the delay…been head down working on a project (let’s take a page from the Uncle Warren playbook and give it a codename–Project Charybdis)…and it’s something that pays the bills, which sadly, Wayhomers and podcasts do not. So.)

(Also: seriously huge spoilers if you have not watched Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and to a lesser extent, the end of Season 4 of Walking Dead.)

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck and also, collectively, we are the true identity of The Clairvoyant.

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By | 2017-09-24T22:26:30+00:00 April 13th, 2014|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

Your Weekend Justice #212: The Lunchlady Who Loved Knives

Colt 45: This Establishment is Billy Dee Williams Approved sign

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that argues that Martian Manhunter could look like David Ogden Stiers if he really, really wanted to.

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Agenda:

  • Parenting (and hunting) skills
  • An attempt to talk about Zero Hour
  • J.J.’s deal…revealed!
  • Pirate dental work
  • House of Cards Season 2 (SPOILERS)
  • Hot in Portland
  • The Following (SPOILERS)
  • Hannibal (SPOILERS)
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:26:34+00:00 March 14th, 2014|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|3 Comments

    Stuff You Need to Know: Comic-Con Fallout Edition

    Very quickly, because some of us have lives…the high points from this past weekend. The stuff you actually do need to know. More fallout, I’m certain, is coming. Sort of like winter. But the fallout won’t take several books. Count on it.

    Batman-Superman Movie logo

  • Before you get all excited about World’s Finest (or whatever they end up calling it), just remember: we’ve been here before. And the fact that they’re doing this instead of Man of Steel 2 and then leading on into Justice League says to me that they have very little confidence in the road they’re on. Also, Christian Bale said he was out–but that might just be him asking for more money. Who knows? Regardless, it is way too early to start lining up for it. Fancy logo or not. Source.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:22+00:00 July 22nd, 2013|Stuff You Need to Know|2 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #197: The Guy Who Bags Your Groceries is Not a Quest Giver

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that wants to send you on a quest… to Dream The Impossible Dream.

    [audio:http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice062813.mp3]

    Toucans

    Agenda:

  • Jon and the Porn Router
  • Every 80s film ever
  • Serv trying to be reassuring about porn (failing)
  • Canada Track
  • Jon and the Alien-Blocking Router
  • The NSA discovers Jon’s Routering
  • Man of Steel
  • Technologically advanced civilizations don’t require screens
  • Laurence Fishburne‘s earring
  • Nerves Like Serv
  • Drink report
  • The Weekend Justice Book Club Review
  • Neil Gaiman and The Ocean at the End of the Lane
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:37+00:00 June 29th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #195: Criminal Cravings for Empanadas

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that wants to believe but can’t due to an overabundance of ECT while it was in middle school. And it’s here, albeit delayed by weather, illness and exhaustion–the three horsemen of the podcast apocalypse.

    [audio:http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice053113.mp3]

    Pie Town

    Agenda:

  • Beer and loneliness. By degrees.
  • Donut outreach
  • The definition of in-laws and Serv’s true occupation
  • The true nature and conspiracy behind X-Track
  • Fun with Hannibal
  • Doctor Who, drugs and the 80s
  • Need Coffee: The Beer
  • Frank Zappa and shoes
  • More Derelict
  • Grimm and gypsy safety advice (SPOILERS)
  • Benedict Cumberkhan and Star Trek mayhem (SPOILERS)
  • Avengers cartoons
  • Strange Dredd casting
  • Faces of Death starring The Monkees
  • Sympathy for the Masters of Evil
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:42+00:00 June 2nd, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    The Problem with Hannibal

    Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal

    Preface: I’ll warn you: This one requires a bit of ancillary reading on your part. Not books or anything (though they are always good things to read), but blog posts and articles. I hope you’re all right with that…because it’ll be worth it.

    I am a huge fan of the world and mythos of Hannibal Lecter, and so I’m a bit ashamed of myself that I didn’t know, until the week of airing, that NBC was creating a new ongoing series called Hannibal, based on the events directly preceding Thomas Harris’ novel Red Dragon. But, upon hearing of what should have been a wondrous occurrence, I was what I’ll call “Aggressively Meh” about the whole thing.

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:44+00:00 May 27th, 2013|Stimuli|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #194: The Leonard Nimoy Hobo Denial Incident

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that wants Martha Stewart and Snoop Lion to get together and do…whatever. Cook. Fight crime. Smoke weed. Whatever. Just film it.

    [audio:http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice051713.mp3]

    Snuggle Bear in Japanese

    Agenda:

  • Ed Helms has a hard drive?
  • Leigh and her dirty mind
  • It’s the time of the non-season
  • Rox on override
  • Vague spoilers! For…something
  • Warehouse 13 praise
  • Of Hannibal and amnesia
  • Kim and autographing geekery
  • Leigh-sized vehicles
  • Sleeping with Jon
  • Why Kim hates villagers
  • How to have an orgy in a video game
  • How not to treat your carpet
  • Non-fun with disgusting drinks
  • Iron Man 3 vs. Great Gatsby (SPOILERS)
  • What the Ultimate Universe did wrong
  • How many boobs equal a swear word?
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:47+00:00 May 17th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #193: Where’s My Mojito, Jelly Bean?

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that extends to its total length only when moist.

    [audio:http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice050313.mp3]

    Pocket Hose

    Agenda:

  • The generators keep getting smaller (and Leon’s getting larger)
  • Florida will not stand on ceremony
  • The bounce to the ounce
  • Clap for Aaron. Or else.
  • What Widge does on his desktop
  • ScottC’s terrible connection and much suffering
  • Danger and boobs
  • Jon reenacts parts of Amerika
  • Trying to troubleshoot ScottC. This could take a while.
  • The power of sighs
  • Alcohol report. Wait, no, Warehouse 13. Perhaps both.
  • Defiance
  • Game of Thrones: destroying the incest bell curve
  • Catching up with The Following
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:52+00:00 May 3rd, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments