Your Weekend Justice #145: Will Somebody Save Somebody?

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that can go to a Dark Place at the drop of a hat. And not every listener will make it back alive. This is both warning...and promise. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

Martha Stewart Coming Home Poncho

Please note--an extra warning for this episode, in which terrible, sick jokes are made about children and taxidermy. In light of this, I would like to issue the following apology in advance:

In my rush to make a joke, I incorrectly identified Boris Karloff's last film as 1968's Targets, when as you, of course, well know--it was instead 1971's The Incredible Invasion, released after his death. My apologies for any confusion or distress this slip-up may cause.

Agenda:

  • Everyone vs. Beck
  • And then...Beckham
  • Stealth hooligans
  • What the hell is this thing, anyway?
  • Ass crack o'clock
  • Something about Jill and her nipple
  • The Matrix spoilers
  • Being a bitch for D&D
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    By |January 27th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|4 Comments

    13 Days of Xmas 2011 - Day 4: Holiday Hocus Pocus

    Stephen Fry QI Christmas

    Last year we did some more Brit Christmas TV fun, bringing you the monster-sized Christmas Whose Line Is It Anyway? episode from their second season. And led off from a bit out of the American version. So keeping with that them, we turn again to the best show the BBC thinks Americans aren't smart enough to watch: QI.

    Yes, it's true: the BBC iPlayer is due to hit our shores any day now. And when it does, if you are a Anglophile worth a damn, get it. I know it's iPad-only, but buy it anyway. Seriously. Otherwise, how will we prove to them that we can recognize good television? I mean, they were 100% right about how nobody gets Doctor Who over here...right? Rrright.

    This magic-focused holiday party features Sir Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, Graham Norton, Lee Mack and...I dunno, some kid. I know him from somewhere...
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    By |December 16th, 2011|13 Days of Xmas|1 Comment

    Headsup: 3D Dogs, Chickens, Guinea Pigs and Other Mayhem

    There's a lot of stuff that comes out all the time, and the companies are want your attention and mostly...your coin. But, you know, it's your coin and you have to take care where you spend it. With these posts we try to take you through recent releases so you can make up your mind. If you find the info here to be of use, do us a favor and purchase stuff from Amazon through us. Especially if you were going to buy the stuff anyway. That gives us kickbacks, which help pay for things. Like the server. And coffee. And therapy. We thank you.

    Bolt 3D Blu-Ray
    Chicken Little 3D Blu-Ray
    Meet the Robinsons 3D Blu-Ray

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    By |November 17th, 2011|Headsup|0 Comments

    Win Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story on DVD!

    Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story DVD

    The Lifetime Original story of the Harry Potter creator, it's Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story, starring Poppy Montgomery. And it's out on DVD...here's what they have to say for themselves:

    Just before the final installment of the Harry Potter film franchise, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2, arrives on DVD (11/11), uncover the incredible real life of Harry's creator with Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story, the top-rated Lifetime Original Movie which chronicles the British author's (Montgomery) struggle to bring the beloved wizard fantasy to life as a single mother on welfare and become one of the world's wealthiest women.

    An inspiring look at J.K. Rowling's rise to become one of the most influential writers ever (with more than 400 million copies of her visionary books sold across the globe resulting in a billion-dollar film franchise), MAGIC BEYOND WORDS follows her humble beginnings as an imaginative young girl and awkward teenager through the devastating loss of her mother and the genesis of the Harry Potter phenomenon in her early twenties. The drama also follows Rowling's tumultuous first marriage, becoming a mother, her divorce, and the dark days of living on government assistance while publisher after publisher passed on her first novel…before it became an international best-seller and solidified Rowling's rightful place in literary and cultural history.

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    By |October 29th, 2011|Contests|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #135: Día de las Personas Que Necesitan Ayuda Psiquiátrica

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that will mistake your head for a sugar skull and take out a huge bite. Then it will decide it likes the taste and finish it off. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Death Takes a Holiday

    Agenda:

  • Defending Halloween from Leigh
  • Rox gives you the corporate history of Halloween
  • Sugar skulls
  • Serv's fantastic new theme music!
  • Widge loses at maths
  • Walking Dead
  • Zombie trivia! And clowns!
  • Widge talks way too much about zombies. Please stop him.
  • Aaron's new allergy
  • Day of the Dead breakfast cereal! Sugar skulls!
  • Nostalgia and breakfast cereals
  • What kids get
  • Rox and the Unloved Townhouse
  • How to get Young Widge to shut the hell up
  • The Adventures of Young Rox
  • The problem with siblings and the inevitability of failure
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    By |October 28th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|4 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #125: James Spader, Acting Gristle

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that creates verbs where they are proper nouns just to see if anyone's paying attention. Usually they are, but they couldn't care less. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Robert Mitchum

    Agenda:

  • Irish sex
  • A lack of understanding of James Spader
  • Defining lesbianism
  • Alec Guinness disappoints as a Jedi
  • Hobo weddings
  • Hobo catch and release program
  • When steampunk is too labor intensive
  • Alcohol report and lack of Leigh
  • Porn testimonials
  • Free inspection!
  • Exorbation!
  • James Franco is not a verb
  • The problem with kissing Sean Penn
  • Fighting Viggo
  • Rock Lobster Fail
  • Alternate spellings and pronunciations
  • Portkey parties
  • Rowling vs. Martin
  • Harry Potter and Sherlock Holmes
  • House of M and Age of Apocalypse
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    By |August 5th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|11 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #123: Extreme Shorts Adventures!

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that's available on a Blue Light Special for a limited time only--now how much would you pay?? Anyway, this podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Starpower by Jackie Stallone

    Agenda:

  • Rox's troll doll
  • Visited by Rock Lobster in the night
  • Nudity report
  • Widge vs. Oakley
  • Tanning notes
  • Tuffley vs. Jim Croce
  • Comic-Con vs. DragonCon
  • Pixar, Billy Crystal and Robin Williams
  • Christopher Lee, God
  • Who is Larry the Cable Guy in Bahrain?
  • Harry Potter vs. Pooh
  • The UK vs. Pooh
  • Jon and the Black Lotus
  • Magic: The Gathering tales
  • Kim makes a break for it
  • Men Without Hats?
  • Rox's kryptonite
  • Chocolate Flavored Sandwich Cookie
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    By |July 22nd, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|11 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #121: Those Little Slices of Friction

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that sets the land speed record for euphemisms with one arm tied behind its back. So this podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Bananaphone

    Agenda:

  • Technical issues!
  • The suckline
  • Aaron's odd sleep patterns
  • Jon and the ongoing problem with almonds
  • TravelCast!
  • Aaron's odd sex patterns
  • Quandry vs. Situation!
  • How to deal with Best Buy
  • Universal Studios hates blind kids
  • Disney's bigass mistake
  • Universal vs. Disney in The Tunnel
  • Invitation for crickets
  • Bridesmaids
  • Aaron and the $600
  • Scott and popcorn abuse
  • Transformers 3
  • Playing out Scott
  • Shia LaBeouf
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    By |July 8th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #117: That Something's-On-Fire Kind of Smoke

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that gives you more take home assignments than any other. No other podcast gives you more screwed up things to think about...guaranteed. Anyway, this podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Basic CB Radio Guide

    Agenda:

  • CB radio, drugs and hookers
  • Rox and ways to die
  • The Worst Species Ever
  • Bees. The fuckers!
  • Bee rapture!
  • Vulcans! The fuckers!
  • Happy birthday ESPN
  • The Russians and c*ck
  • Tunguska--explained!
  • Widge's head vs. The Gulf of Mexico
  • Stan Lee, zombie
  • Stephen King and zombies
  • Doctor Who companions...post-trauma
  • Doctor Who bitching
  • Weirdo ancient history with dogs
  • Welcome to Scott's Mind
  • How dogs drink
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    By |June 3rd, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Headsup: Swans, Lions and Crows With Explosives

    There's a lot of stuff that comes out all the time, and the companies are want your attention and mostly...your coin. But, you know, it's your coin and you have to take care where you spend it. With these posts we try to take you through recent releases so you can make up your mind. If you find the info here to be of use, do us a favor and purchase stuff from Amazon through us. Especially if you were going to buy the stuff anyway. That gives us kickbacks, which help pay for things. Like the server. And coffee. And therapy. We thank you.

    Incredibles Blu-Ray
    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 Blu-Ray
    Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Trader Blu-Ray

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    By |April 26th, 2011|Headsup|0 Comments