Your Weekend Justice #128: A Matter of Perspective

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that has no shipping costs. At least none that you can trace on your credit card. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Green Card

Agenda:

  • Leigh vs. Etsy. And cottages.
  • TravelCast
  • The relativity of 5′ 10″
  • FunFest Funny
  • Double letter names
  • Monkeys and comics
  • The Avengers
  • Members Only condoms
  • Band Camp…not funny
  • Gunshot jeans
  • Girls dorm rooms…and sex
  • Jim Carrey and being creepy
  • Aaron-approved tapping! Congrats, Tom Cruise!
  • Zombie plans
  • Architecture and comics
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:38:10+00:00 August 26th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|7 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #121: Those Little Slices of Friction

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that sets the land speed record for euphemisms with one arm tied behind its back. So this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Bananaphone

    Agenda:

  • Technical issues!
  • The suckline
  • Aaron’s odd sleep patterns
  • Jon and the ongoing problem with almonds
  • TravelCast!
  • Aaron’s odd sex patterns
  • Quandry vs. Situation!
  • How to deal with Best Buy
  • Universal Studios hates blind kids
  • Disney‘s bigass mistake
  • Universal vs. Disney in The Tunnel
  • Invitation for crickets
  • Bridesmaids
  • Aaron and the $600
  • Scott and popcorn abuse
  • Transformers 3
  • Playing out Scott
  • Shia LaBeouf
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:39:33+00:00 July 8th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Win I Love You Phillip Morris on Blu-Ray!

    I Love You Phillip Morris Blu-Ray

    It’s I Love You Phillip Morris, on Blu-Ray from Lionsgate. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

    Jim Carrey stars in a con artist story so unbelievable, it could only be true. Hailed by the Village Voice as “the best performance of Carrey’s career,” this hysterically dark comedy, from the writers of Bad Santa, spins the true story of Steven Russell (Carrey), a small town businessman who became one of the most wanted men in Texas for his brilliant con schemes and prison escapes, all to impress the handsome and incredibly naïve Phillip Morris (Ewan McGregor). I Love You Phillip Morris contains a making-of featurette, deleted scenes and audio commentary with the writers/directors and producer.

    We’ve got a copy of it to giveaway. Want to win it? Fantastic. Here’s how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:42:09+00:00 April 16th, 2011|Contests|0 Comments

    Win Comic Relief on DVD!

    Comic Relief: The Greatest… and the Latest DVD cover art

    Comic Relief: in the UK, it’s a party like you wouldn’t believe, culminating in Red Nose Day every two years and finds an entire country having a good time and doing good for other.

    In the United States, you’d be hard pressed to remember the last time it aired on television. Or at least the last time it aired and anyone paid attention.

    Still, there has been some funny stuff on Comic Relief, and that’s what Shout Factory is celebrating with the recent release of Comic Relief: The Greatest… and the Latest. You get uncensored footage, behind the scenes stuff, interviews and more, across two discs.

    Comedians on the DVD include Billy Crystal, Whoopi Goldberg, Robin Williams, Lewis Black, Dane Cook, John Candy, Jennifer Coolidge, George Carlin, Mike Epps, Jim Carrey, Susie Essman, Dave Chappelle, D.L. Hughley, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Eugene Levy, Richard Lewis, George Lopez, Jon Lovitz, Bill Maher, Howie Mandel, Dennis Miller, Dudley Moore, Catherine O’Hara, Jeremy Piven, Harold Ramis, Carl Reiner, Chris Rock, Ray Romano, Rita Rudner, Bob Saget, Garry Shandling, Martin Short, Sarah Silverman, Jon Stewart, Fred Willard and Steven Wright.

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    By | 2008-03-17T20:45:15+00:00 February 16th, 2008|Contests|2 Comments

    Needcoffee Picks the Razzies

    Razzie Award

    Yes, it’s that time of year again where Hollywood gets a well deserved slap in the mouth. The nominations for the 2007 Golden Raspberries have been announced and the selections truly demonstrate what spectacles of shit can be produced with millions and millions of dollars. Widge and I decided to take a look at the list and see who will receive the Razzie this year. But remember, all the nominees are losers, big fat losers.

    Worst Movie:

    • Bratz
    • Daddy Day Camp
    • I Know Who Killed Me
    • I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
    • Norbit

    Widge: Toss-up. Bratz is sheer crap whereas I Know Who Killed Me stars the much loathed-Lohan.
    Scott: I’m going with Norbit. It got more public notice than it deserved because of Murphy’s role in Dreamgirls and will be in more voters’ minds.

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    By | 2010-05-21T03:16:20+00:00 January 22nd, 2008|Stimuli|0 Comments

    Odds and Ends for 1-17-2006

    Submitted for your approval, or at least your mild abuse–these three items:

    Heard on 85th and Broadway: Guy: “I really hate the concept of Starbucks, but they really have the best product.” Man, I love Overheard in New York. Bonus, here’s another sweet one.

    What’s scary is that the whole impaling rapists thing I could really go for. Found via Dave Barry.

    To Jim Carrey, we have only one thing to say: slow traffic move right. Thanks. Found via Drudge.

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    By | 2017-09-24T23:50:10+00:00 January 17th, 2006|Stimuli|0 Comments

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) – DVD Review

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind DVD cover art

    Film:
    DVD:

    Written by: Charlie Kaufman, based on a story by Pierre Bismuth, Michel Gondry & Charlie Kaufman
    Directed by: Michel Gondry
    Starring: Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet, Tom Wilkinson, Elijah Wood, Kirsten Dunst

    Features:

    • Behind the scenes featurette
    • Convos between director Gondry and actor Carrey and between Gondry and actress Winslet
    • Running audio commentary by Gondry and writer Kaufman
    • Deleted and extended scenes
    • Music video from The Polyphone Spree
    • Lacuna commercial
    • “Inside the Mind of Michel Gondry” featurette
    • Anatomy of a Scene: Saratoga Avenue

    Released by: Universal
    Region: 1
    Rating: R
    Anamorphic: Yes.

    My Advice: Fans of the film must own.

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    By | 2017-09-24T23:59:28+00:00 February 15th, 2005|DVD, Reviews|0 Comments