Tag - knives

Now That’s a Knife.

This is a knife that once inserted injects supercooled gas into the target, designed to freeze and rupture internal organs. Wait, here, they explain it in cooler language than I can: This weapon injects a freezing cold ball of compressed...

No Mean Hand With a Handful of Knives

And just think: you were pissed your mom dropped you on your head. Repeatedly. At least she wasn’t trying to turn you into this knife rack. Direct link for the feedreaders. Found at Only Knives via Dark Roasted Blend.

He Stabs It With His Steely Knives But He...

Here’s a safety tip: if you’re going to (allegedly!) shoplift knives don’t hide them in the waistband of your pants. I mean, you’re male, so presumably you keep things in your pants that are worth more than the $300...

Giant Swiss Army Knife

The Swiss Army Knife From Hell

The Swiss Army Knife to end all Swiss Army Knives is here. It’s nine inches long and two pounds. It comes with eighty-five different features. And it comes for the low, low price of $1200. Holy crap. Make sure you go read the article...

Man-Shaped Knife Rack

Start Telling Santa About This Right Now

We’ve mentioned this before on the Gabfest, but we’re pleased to announce that, no, really, you can buy this kickass knife holder. It even comes with the knives! More sharp pointy things in your home! Can you dig it? Check out...