Your Weekend Justice #144: Cumberbitches, Just For the Hits

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that spends an undue amount of time discussing Sherlock. But we are not Cumberbitches. Cumberbastards, maybe. Anyway. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Eric Roberts as Doctor Strange, no, The Mandarin, no The Master from Doctor Who the TV Movie

Agenda:

  • Jon and Serv think globally, podcast locally
  • Alcatraz and Lost
  • Florida and Hawaii winters
  • Leigh’s dog guest stars on the show
  • Fun with dead cons
  • Whose penis made that noise?
  • Kim makes an entrance
  • Sherlock, Doctor Who and Steven Moffat (huge MAJOR spoilers)
  • Writing women
  • Wold Newton and Tommy Westphall
  • Scott’s grandmother vs. dentistry
  • Much love to Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch
  • Nobody mentions the Olympics
  • Irene Adler is Catwoman. And awesome. And hot.
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:33:33+00:00 January 20th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Your Weekend Justice #80: Don’t Scratch That Record!

    Open the window, Mark, and let it in: another episode of Weekend Justice. Engineered by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and potentially underdeveloped. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    David McCallum as Illya Kuryakin

    Agenda:

    • Scott’s first day back
    • College parking
    • Kim’s guide to shoplifting
    • Consumers and How to Spot Them
    • Jon and Leigh Take a Swallow…Together
    • Girl beers
    • The Unique Geek Podcasts vs. DragonCon
    • Leigh’s turtleneck fetish
    • Sally Draper has issues
    • Wikipedia vs. Leigh’s uterus
    • Hostess Presents…
    • Scott’s first day of school
    • Hobo school supplies
    • Rock Lobster!
    • The Lost Auction
    • Tuffley vs. Carly Simon
    • Lost ending revisited
    • The Corpse Cannon and Spazhouse prequels
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:48:52+00:00 August 27th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #74: Have You Tried the Lettuce?

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

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    Bela Lugosi wine

    Agenda:

    • Bela Lugosi wine
    • Jon, crying at a Lost panel
    • Wireless sucks
    • Widge’s beer report
    • What Scott hears
    • Leigh, raised by Yankees
    • Steinbrenner
    • Wireless vs. corpses
    • RIP: white courtesy phone
    • Payphones in Missouri
    • The problem with Phone Booth
    • Damn, we’re old
    • Prequel amnesty
    • Jon’s surrounded
    • Mel Gibson, WTF?
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:49:59+00:00 July 16th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #71: Muddling Through

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

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    sexy mint julep

    Agenda:

    • Leigh vs. zombie Aaron
    • Widge’s knifeplay
    • Jamaican green ginger wine from Jamaica
    • Aaron explains France
    • Jon vs. Hellpuppy Kora
    • Peeing
    • Penis Thief!
    • Spazhouse anniversary!
    • Art scavenger hunt
    • Graffiti mafia!
    • Exit Through the Gift Shop
    • Bill Nye, revisited
    • Din’s Pokyball
    • Mint julep cups
    • Penis-free!
    • Jon’s muddler
    • Mint julep and mojitos
    • Sims update?
    • Crouching Tiger Syndrome
    • Ang Lee Spoilers!
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:50:47+00:00 June 25th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #69: From the House to the Lounge

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

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    Niagara Falls

    Agenda:

    By | 2017-09-24T22:51:24+00:00 June 4th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Your Weekend Justice #68: The Monster at the End of this Podcast

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

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    Sterno

    Agenda:

    • The Lost Hatecast
    • Din’s funk rating
    • Funk clarity
    • ANGRY JON!!
    • Dark Tower vs. Harry Potter vs. Lost
    • Sopranos vs. Lost
    • More on Margaret Thatcher
    • The Further Adventures of Hurley
    • PBS Hobos
    • Speaking of ghosts!
    • Shoeless Stan!
    • Rock Lobsterville!
    • Previously…on DESK
    • Back this podcast up!
    • Ken’s mustache vs. everyone else
    • Podcast crisis!
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:51:33+00:00 May 28th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #67: The Hands Going to the Stairs

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

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    Harvey Lottery!

    Agenda:

    • The Calendar of the Month Club
    • Harvey Fierstein vs. Broadway
    • Widge does the Harvey in different voices
    • Arsedialing
    • Walking
    • Rob’s wife’s graduation
    • Sci-fi or the lack thereof
    • Lost getting lost
    • When in doubt: Russian cosmonaut
    • Here Come the Faithbots!
    • Canadian cigarettes
    • Ham. Again.
    • Rox’s dumpster diving
    • Ken’s weird night
    • Leigh’s sexy room service
    • Euphemisms!
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:51:43+00:00 May 21st, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #65: Margaret Thatcher vs. Piranhas (in 3-D!)

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

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    Commodus, teen heartthrob

    Agenda:

    • Wes Craven‘s Harry Potter
    • Peter Greenaway’s Lost
    • Rox finally snaps
    • British racing green
    • Mummy cobblers
    • Here Thar Be Dragons
    • Apocalypses at Night
    • Streets of Fire
    • Din vs. Gladiator
    • Crush on Commodus
    • Mr. T, mathematician
    • NPR thief!
    • The best way to bake a potato
    • Phantom bacon
    • White Castle candles
    • White Castle recipes
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:52:21+00:00 May 7th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #59: Your Arms Too Short to Box With Señor Wences

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

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    Senor Wences

    Agenda:

    • Smishing
    • Ulysses
    • Din has a shocking revelation
    • ScottC, student
    • Cramp!
    • Leigh’s…condition
    • Gold Rush
    • “Feeling Creepy”
    • Art discussion (Garfunkel and also not)
    • Aaron, Exit Stage Left
    • The Name of the Din
    • The At Symbol…and You
    • Time Lost ScottC
    • Worst séance ever
    • Kim in Latin
    • Tuffley’s musical instrument gift
    • Hunting Ramen
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:53:35+00:00 March 26th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|8 Comments