Your Weekend Justice #208: Christmas on Trenzalore, Labor Day on Alderaan

Hawkeye Hawkblocking Aw Bro

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that’s already been kicked out of 2014. Twice.

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Agenda:

  • The Rox Update
  • Microsoft and your lack of Skype choices
  • Alcohol report
  • Horse Bull
  • Lovecraft in art class, could try harder
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:26:39+00:00 January 17th, 2014|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #207: It’s a Wonderful Life of Blinding Rage

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that lights an angel on fire every time Serv opens a beer. Which explains global warming.

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    Edith Piaf: Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien

    Agenda:

  • Inexplicable Mazes & Monsters sequel
  • ScottC as a yardstick (quiet, Scott)
  • The Website of Doom (which doesn’t load) attempts to review us (also, non-loading)
  • The Hawkins Six-Pack Challenge
  • Rasta Jack Frost
  • Virtual tour of Spazhouse
  • The Euro Jokes
  • The Non-Euro Jokes
  • Dumb crooks in Mexico
  • Walking Dead and SPOILERS
  • Smell the mimeograph
  • J.J. and the Phantom Bridge
  • AfterBAD
  • Korea and the Catholics
  • Wrestling 101
  • Eli Roth, animated
  • Bad movies
  • iPad comparisons
  • Voyagers!
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:26:42+00:00 December 13th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Your Weekend Justice #206: And a Tuba Full of Cranberry Sauce

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that is holding a Black Friday sale like no other: 15% off all bullshit if you just say the phrase that pays. That phrase is, of course, “Who set the weasels in my pants on fire?”

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    Simply orange

    Agenda:

  • Rox and the Ring
  • The Hunger Games update
  • Creepy oranges by way of Canada
  • Awkward cans of worms
  • Thirteen years from now, oh shit
  • The Price is Right With Jesus
  • Boardwalk Empire
  • Sleepy Hollow
  • Sequined lizards
  • Agents of SHIELD
  • Bigfoot…still not found
  • Spontaneous shoe size discussion
  • Leigh, portable
  • The Day of Discussing The Day of The Doctor
  • The Doctor Who Adventure Hour
  • An Adventure in Which We Discuss An Adventure in Space and Time
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:26:44+00:00 November 29th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Your Weekend Justice #205: Gwyneth Paltrow

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that, in the end, is neutral about who plays Luke Cage, since pretty much anyone who would be up for the role could kick our collective asses.

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    Terry Crews

    Agenda:

  • Tips for Portland
  • Not talking about Thor: The Dark World
  • Not talking about Ender’s Game
  • J.J. and Serv talk about Iron Maiden for a few minutes
  • The self-referential moment
  • Marvel, TV and Netflix
  • A moment of Daredevil perspective
  • Disney and Ben 10
  • Halloween costumes today and yesterday
  • Barney Miller and the case for Terry Crews
  • Power Man casting
  • Agents of SHIELD (SPOILERS)
  • Ender’s Game and making sure Card gets no money (HUGE SPOILERS)
  • Movies vs. books
  • Thor: The Dark World (HUGE SPOILERS)
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:26:46+00:00 November 15th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #204: Simon, Simon and the Violent Savant

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that is looking forward to the Eli Roth-directed remake of Operation Dumbo Drop. And don’t try to pretend you’re not a little bit curious.

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    Danny Kaye

    Agenda:

  • Agents of SHIELD
  • Dog reports
  • Fun with anal glands!
  • Biology Moment With ScottC!
  • Whoa, who peed on the priest?
  • Kidlet Adventures!
  • Cotton Candy Ice Cream!
  • Speed peeing and Rob on fashion
  • Hobo Test Kitchen!
  • More Ben and Jerry’s
  • The Captain America trailer
  • More Agents of SHIELD
  • TV vs. movies. Plus anal glands.
  • Walking Dead
  • Where they had social studies
  • 80s whatsit television
  • Scarecrow & Mrs. King reboots
  • Escape from Tomorrow
  • Scrambled television and random shaving
  • Slave to the rhythm
  • Dedicated to the crazy
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:00+00:00 November 1st, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Headsup: Jarvis, Execute the “Frustrate DC” Protocol…

    Iron Man 3 Blu-Ray

    So, Iron Man 3 kicks off the second phase of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I know there’s some division among people as to what they did with this film–stuff we can’t go into here for spoiler reasons–but I’m on the side of enjoying it. After rewatching #2 in prep for The Avengers, I figured the worst thing you could say about #2 is that, well, it wasn’t the first film. And the first film was a pretty mind-blowing experience. I think #3 here ranks higher than that–it’s not the first film, no, but it at least shows that the people running this train are aware that, unlike the comics, we can’t just have Tony facing down Other Guys In Armor every time he shows up. Because that would get old as hell. I was sent a Blu-Ray disc to check out the setup, and it’s a decent haul: the main event’s audio and video are very solid and, for fans of the film, worth snagging on their own. The commentary with writer/director Shane Black and writer Drew Pearce takes a while to get going but when they are actually delivering info, it’s good stuff. Other small bits include a gag reel, deleted scenes, and a behind the scenes featurette. Highlights include the One Shot “Agent Carter” which brings Hayley Atwell back in the role–and is pretty sweet (and might be a fifteen minute TV pilot?)–and also a breakdown of how much of the Air Force One attack was actually shot. I got the same feeling from it that I got from the semi-flip in Dark Knight…sort of not surprised to learn it was real. But all the people involved are fairly insane. Again, if you’re enjoying the Marvel CU, then this is worth snagging. (Click here to buy it from Amazon.)

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:06+00:00 October 15th, 2013|Headsup|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #203: Fancy Hats and Evilness

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that wants to put Dirk Benedict and Abe Vigoda in a new TV show where they team-up and fight crime. And don’t pretend you wouldn’t watch the hell out of that.

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    Jabberjaw

    Agenda:

  • The joy of DVRs
  • Aiding to the delinquency of a minor. Well, several minors.
  • Death rays on a budget
  • Rox vs. The Giant Ants
  • ScottC vs. The Legion of Super-Heroes
  • The Blacklist (SPOILERS)
  • Sleepy Hollow(s)
  • Breaking Bad vs. Newhart
  • Abe Vigoda, in a van, eating ice cream, going off a bridge backwards. At a concert.
  • Blackfish, psycho sea life and the psychos that hang out with them
  • Miscommunicating with Mildred
  • Agents of SHIELD confessions
  • A preference for shooting the hostage
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:08+00:00 October 11th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    The Short Film That Should Be the Trailer for a New Wonder Woman Feature

    Wonder Woman short film by Rainfall

    Just the other day, Rainfall Films and director Sam Balcomb proved they could do what DC Entertainment has so often said was impossible: they’ve made what looks like it should be the trailer for a feature-length Wonder Woman movie.

    This is an amazing piece of proof-of-concept fan-art, made more amazing by the quality of the effects done by a smaller studio, and the amount of narrative layering they do in such a short space. the story moves from present day to Themyscira and back, showing Diana acting alone and as a part of a tactical force.

    But I’ve talked it up, enough; take a look after the jump…

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:11+00:00 October 3rd, 2013|Stimuli|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #202: Podcasting is Not Consent

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that survived DragonCon, survived its own Ultimate Universe and now comes face to face with the Black Bolt equivalent of a squeegasm. Thanks, Clark Gregg. Thanks a bunch, buddy.

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    Vintage Tampon Ad: Where is the line between the generations?

    Agenda:

  • Agents of SHIELD absentees
  • Defining The Night’s Watch
  • Boardwalk Empire
  • The taste of Widge
  • Killing the wild tampons
  • The Crime College
  • The Blacklist
  • Ironside
  • Sleepy Hollow
  • Agents of SHIELD people show up
  • Dressing left or right
  • Fangasm of epic proportions
  • Fangasm extends to Mitch Pileggi
  • Sleepy Hollow again
  • The Maria Hill Bodysuit Gambit
  • DC vs. Lycra
  • Apologies to Tuffley. Often.
  • Hot Toys
  • How Time Magazine suddenly became relevant again
  • The Uncanny X-Out
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:12+00:00 September 28th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment