Your Weekend Justice #145: Will Somebody Save Somebody?

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that can go to a Dark Place at the drop of a hat. And not every listener will make it back alive. This is both warning…and promise. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


Martha Stewart Coming Home Poncho

Please note–an extra warning for this episode, in which terrible, sick jokes are made about children and taxidermy. In light of this, I would like to issue the following apology in advance:

In my rush to make a joke, I incorrectly identified Boris Karloff’s last film as 1968’s Targets, when as you, of course, well know–it was instead 1971’s The Incredible Invasion, released after his death. My apologies for any confusion or distress this slip-up may cause.


  • Everyone vs. Beck
  • And then…Beckham
  • Stealth hooligans
  • What the hell is this thing, anyway?
  • Ass crack o’clock
  • Something about Jill and her nipple
  • The Matrix spoilers
  • Being a bitch for D&D
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:33:26+00:00 January 27th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|4 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #134: How Many Licks Does It Take to Get to the Center of Cerebro?

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that focus on television like a sawed-off shotgun filled with Jell-O. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


    Night of the Comet


  • Spock, the closet and Rox’s sincerity
  • Amazon, DC and Barnes & Noble
  • Don’t hate on Neil Gaiman, fuckers
  • Jon, Lord of the Uni-Pull
  • New podcast advertisement!
  • Scott, helpful person
  • The sound of the 1870s
  • Widge’s beer and return to Alabama
  • Leigh’s abandoned costume (idea)
  • Alice in Wonderland redux
  • Bacon funnel cakes!
  • Howard Hessman and autographs
  • Sex and Medieval Times
  • The Irish and The Welsh and some islanders
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:36:20+00:00 October 21st, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #74: Have You Tried the Lettuce?

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?


    Bela Lugosi wine


    • Bela Lugosi wine
    • Jon, crying at a Lost panel
    • Wireless sucks
    • Widge’s beer report
    • What Scott hears
    • Leigh, raised by Yankees
    • Steinbrenner
    • Wireless vs. corpses
    • RIP: white courtesy phone
    • Payphones in Missouri
    • The problem with Phone Booth
    • Damn, we’re old
    • Prequel amnesty
    • Jon’s surrounded
    • Mel Gibson, WTF?
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:49:59+00:00 July 16th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Win Edge of Darkness on Blu-Ray!

    Edge of Darkness Blu-Ray

    It’s Mel Gibson in the remake of the BBC miniseries, Edge of Darkness. It’s available from Warner Home Video starting May 11th in a DVD/Blu-Ray combo pack. It’s also available on demand and on DVD, but we’ve got the Blu-Ray combo pack. So.

    Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

    “Edge of Darkness” is an emotionally charged thriller set at the intersection of politics and big business. Thomas Craven (Mel Gibson) is a veteran homicide detective for the Boston Police Department and a single father. When his only child, 24-year-old Emma (Bojana Novakovic), is murdered on the steps of his home, everyone assumes that he was the target. But he soon suspects otherwise, and embarks on a mission to find out about his daughter’s secret life and her killing. His investigation leads him into a dangerous, looking-glass world of corporate cover-ups, government collusion and murder–and to shadowy government operative Darius Jedburgh (Ray Winstone), who has been sent in to clean up the evidence. Craven’s solitary search for answers about his daughter’s death transforms into an odyssey of emotional discovery and redemption. (The official website is here.)

    Want a trailer? Okay, sure.

    By | 2017-09-24T22:52:20+00:00 May 7th, 2010|Contests|0 Comments

    Stuff: You Live Actioned My Battleship (Yamato)!

    There’s a lot of stuff happening these days in Popculturitania. Don’t worry, here’s your quick tour of what’s what. One post, and you can move on with your day. And as a reminder, if you want to purchase something we mention in here, doing so through this site gives us kickbacks, which helps pay for coffee. And you know, the server. In that order. Enjoy.

  • The previously mentioned Space Battleship Yamato looks like it might be live-actiontastic. It’s out from Toho and going to hit Japan in December. Check this out:

    Direct link for the feedreaders.

  • By | 2017-09-24T22:55:51+00:00 January 3rd, 2010|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice

    Sloshing through the swamp of pop culture so you don’t have to. We bring you ideas for how to waste your weekend. Tried to get this up yesterday, I know, I said so in the recording, but that’s what I get for thinking.

    Of course, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting me use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as my theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Pitchforks and Lost Needles. Send them love and coin.

    BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab this feed here.

    Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed is here.

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    By | 2017-09-24T23:31:12+00:00 June 3rd, 2007|Archives|0 Comments

    The Patriot (2000) – Movie Review

    The Patriot movie poster art

    Directed by Roland Emmerich
    Written by Robert Rodat
    Starring Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger, Jason Isaacs, Joely Richardson, Chris Cooper

    My Advice: Don’t Miss It.

    Benjamin Martin (Gibson) is a man with a past, and it’s one he does not wish to revisit. In his past, he was a warrior of great renown, but now he’s a widower with seven children to care for. This might not be such a big deal, but he’s in an American colony in 1776–and war is kicking up all around him. To make matters worse, his eldest son Gabriel (Ledger) is convinced his father is hiding behind his children–and desperately wants to enlist in the Continental Army. When Gabriel gets into more than a spot of trouble and starts to drag the family down with him, Benjamin has to step up and try to keep the entire thing from coming down around their ears.

    I would like to say to Devlin and Emmerich that they have hereby been forgiven for Godzilla. Yes, this movie is just that good. Gibson gives the caliber of performance he thought he did in Braveheart. And indeed, there will be many (and have been many) who compare this film to that earlier outing, which Nick over at CHUD brilliantly termed “Death Wish in a kilt.” But Patriot succeeds where Braveheart stumbles. The first film was a revenge flick, like Nick says, pure and simple. Every cry of “FREEDOM!” stank of bullshit. This film goes with the premise that there are more important things than revenge, and you can actually see Benjamin making the choice periodically through the film. Other characters are constantly reminding him, “Revenge is one thing, but keep your mind on the cause.” It works, and Gibson has been cleansed of the sin of that bad kilt flick.


    By | 2009-09-26T16:45:04+00:00 June 28th, 2000|Movies, Reviews|0 Comments