Your Weekend Justice #169: The Best Podcast Adaptation of Ethan Frome. Ever.

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast with show notes that are the best show notes based on the novel Robinson Crusoe that you’ve ever read. Or not read. Does anyone actually read these words?

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Chris Sarandon from A Tale of Two Cities

Agenda:

  • Jon’s troublesome bulge
  • That mysterious Scott guy
  • MARTA, escalators and fun without them
  • Respect the penis
  • The Shia filmography mini-discussion
  • Avengers 2
  • The inevitable non-discussion of Dark Knight Rises
  • Fun with bulging
  • Literacy vs. recommendations
  • Badminton
  • The Michael Caine Theories
  • Warehouse 13
  • Disney Cruise reviews. Plus gambling.
  • Sex and historical callbacks. Plus the strip club story revisited. With boners.
  • Fun with stripper names
  • Rox, comedic stripper
  • Stephen King and experimentation. In books. In books.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:30:39+00:00 August 10th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    13 Days of Xmas 2011 Begins Here… With Muppets

    Muppets Christmas

    I know, I know, it’s traumatic for everybody. But as the intro says, “Buck little camper.” We’re here with our Fifth Year of 13 Days of Xmas to help you slide into the mayhem of the yuletide season. Whether you’re waiting for your vacation to begin or waiting for it to end so you can get away from your family…or perhaps you just need to sneak away and get a laugh while trying to make sense of the nonsensical wish lists that you’ve had thrust upon you…we’re here.

    As is tradition with 13 Days, we open with Muppets. First up, we have dancer Rudolf Nureyev appearing with Miss Piggy in a Muppet Show production of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.” If not full-on Christmas, it’s certainly seasonal enough.

    And then, we have the Muppets Christmas Carol Blooper Reel. Ignore the Spanish subtitles. Unless you speak Spanish. In that case, enjoy the Spanish subtitles.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:34:34+00:00 December 13th, 2011|13 Days of Xmas|0 Comments

    Win The Cider House Rules on Blu-Ray!

    The Cider House Rules Blu-Ray

    It’s The Cider House Rules, hitting Blu-Ray from Lionsgate, starring Tobey Maguire, Charlize Theron, Delroy Lindo, Paul Rudd and Michael Caine. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

    Called “a voluptuous page turner of a movie” (Newsweek), the film tells the story of Homer Wells (Maguire), an orphan who is eager to leave the confines of St. Cloud’s Orphanage to explore the world. A favorite of the orphanage director, Homer has been groomed to be successor to Dr. Larch (Caine), a doctor who provides safe, albeit illegal abortions. After meeting Wally (Paul Rudd) and Candy (Theron), the doctor performs the procedure on the pregnant Candy, and Homer leaves with them to work on Wally’s apple farm. Drawn in by her beauty, Homer falls in love with Candy, and learns powerful lessons about love, life and home.

    We’ve got a copy of the Blu-Ray to give away. Want to win it? Indeed? Good. Here’s how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:37:00+00:00 October 6th, 2011|Contests|0 Comments

    13 Days of Xmas 2010 Begins Here…

    Gonzo from Muppet Christmas Carol

    That’s right–another year is about over, so we console ourselves with both Xmas and the inevitable return of 13 Days of Xmas. Just like 32 Days of Halloween, we consider ourselves overachievers. So between now and December 25th, join us for some odd and strange and wonderful videos and other bits. It’s our gift to you. Because we couldn’t find any socks we thought our millions of readers would all enjoy.

    Tradition holds that we open with Muppets. Our first year it was John Denver and Emmet Otter. 2008 we gave you Kermit and Grover as well as a Jim Henson Xmas cameo. And last year it was A Muppet Family Christmas. This year we aim for A Muppet Christmas Carol. First up, it’s the song “One More Sleep Til Christmas.”
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:45:30+00:00 December 13th, 2010|13 Days of Xmas|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #84: Who’s Hoofing Who?

    Oh for crying out loud. Not another one! Yes, another one. It’s Weekend Justice: the podcast that doesn’t owe you an explanation and won’t split the cost of the appetizer with you. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Whitey from Power Pack

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:48:10+00:00 October 1st, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment