Tag - Michael Fassbender

Abandoned New Orleans Amusement Park

32 Days of Halloween VII: The New Blood...

Just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in. That’s right, you can’t keep a good celebration of the best holiday in the universe down. Thus we return with Year 7 of 32 Days of Halloween, aka The New Blood, aka you...

Michael Fassbender as David in Prometheus 3D

Wayhomer Review #122: Prometheus 3D

Episode #122 for Prometheus 3D, in which our protagonist marvels at what a pretty movie it is, completely forgets to talk about the cast* he’s so damn flummoxed and wonders just what in the hell that was all about.

Gina Carano in Haywire

Wayhomer Review #102: Haywire

Episode #102 for Haywire, in which our protagonist writes Gina Carano and her compatriots a pass, advises you of a better Soderbergh-helmed action movie to see instead, and postulates about actors and their fetish for getting beaten up.

Michael Fassbender and Viggo Mortensen from A Dangerous Method

Wayhomer Review #101: A Dangerous Method

* Episode #101 for A Dangerous Method, in which our protagonist shows how fair he is by praising Viggo, worries for the safety of Keira Knightley and is temporarily thwarted by a dumpster. *–Yes, this is lower than I was considering...

James McAvoy as Professor X in X-Men: First Class

Wayhomer Review #70: X-Men: First Class

Episode #70 for X-Men: First Class, in which our protagonist reverses course on his opinion on Fox vs. Marvel, has nothing but praise for the ability to make silk’s purse out of a sow’s continuity conundrum and apologizes...

Michael Fassbender and Mia Wasikowska in Jane Eyre

Wayhomer Review #59: Jane Eyre (2011)

Episode #59 for Jane Eyre, in which our protagonist gets creeped out by how pervy Rochester is, wishes for more seething, and devises a sequel that would please most audiences. He also looks forward to your emails.

Weird S— Round-Up

Hello, all. Wolven here–and I’m bringing you a curatorial collection of some recent or upcoming events, films, books, and articles which trip the edge of the strange and downright weird. I hope to make a kind of regular feature...

Wayhomer Review #22: Jonah Hex

Episode #22 for Jonah Hex, in which our protagonist whips out his comic geek card (but puts it away again), laments when you have a great hero but no decent film for the hero to be in, and also he didn’t even realize that creepy guy...