Tag - monkeys

The Young Evil Genius Wants To Color

“MONKEYS!” I immediately dive under my desk and reach for my Etheric Disruptor. I take a breath and pop up ready to fire. Instead of a group of rampaging terrorist gorillas, it is the Junior Science Villain staring at me with a...

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Your Weekend Justice #72: Islands of...

And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it...

If the Monkeys Left Their Typewriters and...

Of course, the alternate title I had in mind for this post was “If Dindrane had created The Sopranos,” and before that it was “A Planet of the Apes remake that would have been worth a damn,” so you can sorta see where...

Your Monday Morning Mental Sorbet: Evolution...

Long before there was Matt LeBlanc looking lost in the movie Ed, there was Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp. Looking very unlost. And frankly, rocking out. Direct link for the feedreaders. Thanks to Lee Unkrich for the WTFery. The full series of...

Threadless: Elephants on Trapezes and Divers...

As much as I dig a guy in a diver’s helmet fighting off some sort of oceanic apparition with a knife, I think the prize for this week goes to “Incredible Circus,” because how can you not dig an elephant and a monkey doing a...