Your Weekend Justice #198: Son, Never Mind Them Brakes

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that’s locked in a basement and singing the same song over and over and over.

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Convoy on 45

Agenda:

  • Beware the centaur poop. Plus, Aaron steals Jon’s material.
  • Jon vs. Gin
  • Rob, calling in from the 12th Dimension
  • Viva Mexico!
  • Who was Mole Man in the hotel room and why?
  • The worth of $300 back in the day
  • DreamCon leads off the podcast. Mostly.
  • Why has Kim’s voice gotten so deep?
  • Living in a post-Sharknado world
  • Pacific Rim
  • Scott uses his mic to freak out Aaron (not a euphemism)
  • Why Kidlet is a lost cause (albeit probably due to malnutrition)
  • Defending Battlefield Earth and other supposedly horrible films
  • Rob’s The Way Way Back review
  • In praise of Sam Rockwell
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:34+00:00 July 19th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Your Weekend Justice #196: Valar Portcullis

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that didn’t go back in time just to see what giant tortoises actually taste like…until it did, and now it has. It’s one of those timey whimey yummy tummy sort of things. You know.

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    Brad Pitt from 12 Monkeys

    Agenda:

  • PNG and graphical hipsters
  • Sam Jackson, brewmeister and keeper of graphic info
  • Ed needs to see a doctor about his Lower Third
  • Everybody uses GIFs? If everybody jumped off a bridge, would you etc. etc.?
  • Widge’s mic is possessed by images. It made even less sense at the time.
  • ScottC, possessed by Barry White
  • The Magic Mike
  • The world’s most popular Irish podcaster returns!
  • Game of Thrones post-mortem!
  • Arya, major asskicker
  • How to rock on the Iron Throne and ideas for the Westeros Theme Park
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:41+00:00 June 15th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #124: Podcast Entropy!

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that’s careening towards the heat death of the podcastverse. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Sniper Jesus

    Agenda:

  • Rox and Scott agree! To the shelters!
  • Captain America
  • Inevitable Sky Captain rant!
  • Kinderhostel!
  • Game board movies
  • Tim Burton‘s Sorry!
  • Jon’s joke insertion
  • Munchkin joke
  • Star Wars, Evel Knievel and copyright
  • Widge, frustrated gamer
  • Virgin olive oil vs. experienced
  • Scott’s school update
  • Rox’s lack of vision
  • Licking and dust bunnies
  • David Lynch, You Know For Kids
  • The Magic Treehouse of Pron
  • WTF dickbats?
  • Alcohol report
  • Fictional places to live
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:38:59+00:00 July 29th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|3 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #119: Love and Pineapple Juice

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that obscures your sky. So you can stay home. Yeah, you’re welcome. Anyway, this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Eye in the Sky: Alan Parsons Project

    Agenda:

  • U.S. = reception
  • Aaron lives in Angle Inn
  • Wildfire, or so they called her
  • New excuse for getting off of work
  • Rox lervs Derren Brown
  • Charo IS Starro
  • I Dream of Leigh
  • Jon vs. Kraken!
  • Aborted alcohol report
  • Rox’s skull vs. a baseball bat
  • Rob Zombie vs. Woolite
  • Billy Joel reference
  • NippleTalk!
  • Aaron’s X-Men berating
  • Jon’s kids’ Gulliver’s Travels review
  • Aaron vs. The Bangles
  • War of the Michaels
  • Comic books
  • Peanuts in Rox’s universe
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:40:04+00:00 June 24th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #117: That Something’s-On-Fire Kind of Smoke

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that gives you more take home assignments than any other. No other podcast gives you more screwed up things to think about…guaranteed. Anyway, this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Basic CB Radio Guide

    Agenda:

  • CB radio, drugs and hookers
  • Rox and ways to die
  • The Worst Species Ever
  • Bees. The fuckers!
  • Bee rapture!
  • Vulcans! The fuckers!
  • Happy birthday ESPN
  • The Russians and c*ck
  • Tunguska–explained!
  • Widge’s head vs. The Gulf of Mexico
  • Stan Lee, zombie
  • Stephen King and zombies
  • Doctor Who companions…post-trauma
  • Doctor Who bitching
  • Weirdo ancient history with dogs
  • Welcome to Scott’s Mind
  • How dogs drink
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:40:21+00:00 June 3rd, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #116: Pancakes…In! Your! Face!

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is drowning its sadness over No Rapture in maple syrup. Anyway, this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    That's Incredible

    Agenda:

  • The loss of Macho Man
  • Post-Post-Rapture Discussion
  • Alcohol Report
  • Widge vs. His Waistline
  • Rox vs. Ben and Jerry’s
  • Leigh’s shocking revelation
  • Oprah’s new life
  • Television networks
  • Classic networks!
  • Idiots Killing Themselves
  • Rox’s new television shows
  • Bob Dylan
  • Wil Wheaton’s precarious position
  • Lars Von Trier
  • Dr. Tongue: The Feature Film
  • Rock Lobster!
  • Steampunk IHOP
  • Pancake tip!
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:40:28+00:00 May 27th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #110: Clamato For The Soul

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that tries to have its cake and Edith too. It’s definitely not for the faint of heart. Or the owners of a lonely heart. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    James Brown: It's a Man's World

    Agenda:

    • Beer quest!
    • Scott vs. citrus of all kinds
    • Scott tee hees and disturbs everyone. Everyone. In the world.
    • Iceman and Amazon MP3s
    • Upstairs Downstairs vs. Downton Abbey
    • Luther & Idris Elba
    • The quest for Global Frequency jackets
    • The Crow‘s return
    • Martian Chronicles
    • Rox of Spazhouse vs. chicken soup
    • Rob vs. Chicken Soup
    • Jesus vs. mimes
    • Rock lobster!
    • Chicken Soup for the Safeword
    • “Send in the Gimps”
    • Starship. Again.
    • Useless Alamo fact
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:42:10+00:00 April 15th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|3 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #100: We Shave the Turkey and Stroke the Bacon

    It’s Weekend Justice: hitting its 100th episode. We recorded this mostly live with a number of horrible, disfiguring technical difficulties and a very patient Ustream audience, who we all love dearly. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Willard Scott

    Agenda:

    • Preliminary alcohol report
    • Marvel Universe Scott?
    • Leigh finally drinks
    • Serv brings the orgy
    • Brownie demands
    • More alcohol report and Widge has a child-proof beer
    • Full access pants
    • Black Lodge vs. Menstrual Hut
    • Leigh vs. the uterus pinata
    • NCIS news and a painful squee
    • Electroflush!
    • The podcast laps itself about Leigh’s lap
    • The Sound Board (not the podcast) brings about Skynet and the end of the world
    • Weekend Justice vs. the Killer Island
    • Inexplicable poker discussion
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:44:13+00:00 February 5th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|7 Comments

    Zombie Munchkin: Now With a Card!

    Munchkin Zombie Card

    Okay, so this is very cool. Jochen from Germany pinged me shortly after we first posted our Zombie Munchkin rules. And had thoughts about creating an actual card, since, you know, I can’t freaking draw to save my life. So drafted into things was artist Daniel Bradford–because he draws wicked cool dead things–and he created a new back to the cards. And Jochen put together actual Munchkin Zombie race cards that you can print out and use in your games of undead Munchkin goodness.

    You can download them in English and German here.

    As always, Munchkin is a product of Steve Jackson Games, created by Steve Jackson and John Kovalic, and it’s their own damn fault people feel driven to do such things, in my humble opinion. If you don’t own Munchkin, fix that, would you?
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    By | 2017-09-24T23:14:21+00:00 August 12th, 2008|Stimuli|2 Comments

    Stuff: Bear’s Dad Brings You Ubu Bubu

    Munchkin Booty
  • There’s another pyramid in Egypt. Or not. Or a sun temple. And it’s the fourth pyramid of Giza. But not really. It’s somewhere else. But there’s an even bigger pyramid, or what’s left of one somewhere else. I barely understand this, but I know there must be something cool in it. So.

    Update: I just realized–that pyramid with the 420,000 square foot base mentioned in the article? It obviously would have been the home of the cast of Friends, had it been set in ancient Egypt.

  • Remember we told you we’d let you know when all the new Heroes stuff was hitting? Here you go, you can pre-order for August 26th: Season 1 Blu-Ray, Season 2 regular flavor, Season 2 Blu-Ray.
  • Steve Jackson Games has announced that their pirate variation of a game that we play far too much of at the Technocave and its attached compound–Munchkin–has gone to the printer. Yes. Munchkin Booty will soon be ours.
  • Terror is quite possibly the best t-shirt I have seen this week. Why isn’t it in black, dammit?
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T23:17:01+00:00 June 21st, 2008|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments