Win Coca-Cola, Carmike Cinemas and NASCAR Fun Swag!

Coca-Cola Carmike Cinemas NASCAR Prize Pack

Okay, friends, here’s the deal: Coca-Cola has teamed up with Carmike Cinemas and NASCAR to offer fans the opportunity to purchase Coca-Cola Racing Family collectible cups exclusively at Carmike Cinemas. Sweet Bonus: a donation from Coca-Cola and Carmike goes to the USO to help support our troops and their families. This year’s featured drivers are: Jeff Burton, Greg Biffle, Tony Stewart, Ryan Newman and Danica Patrick. In addition to the cups, you can also enter the Coca-Cola/Carmike 2012 Sweepstakes…where one grand prize winner will win a trip for 2 to the 2013 DAYTONA 500.

If you have a Carmike local to you, then go grab a cup before they run out (or the program does–it ends September 30th). And you can go here to find details on the official Coca-Cola Carmike 2012 Sweepstakes.


By | 2017-09-24T22:30:14+00:00 August 29th, 2012|Contests|0 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #149: Stupid Whores and Cinnamon Buns

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is offensive, morally reprehensible and should definitely not be listened to by impressionable plant life. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


Fred from Smokey and the Bandit


  • Jon, Serv and the Ballad of Sally Ford
  • Jon is very kind about Widge’s age
  • For love of Wolverines
  • An excellent time to go car shopping
  • The Australian Red Dawn remake
  • The Walking Dead
  • The problem with being short a butcher
  • Menudo digression!
  • Tolstoy spoilers!
  • Rox’s drink naming
  • The Juan Montoya
  • NASCARcast!
  • Alcohol report!
  • Hola, Cumberbatches!
  • Star Trek and sex
  • Continuity problems
  • Angela Lansbury vs. The Cenobites
  • Oscar report!
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:32:48+00:00 March 2nd, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Win He Crashed Me So I Crashed Him Back!

    He Crashed Me So I Crashed Him Back book

    The full title of this book is just too huge to put in the title of this contest post. So here we go: He Crashed Me So I Crashed Him Back: The True Story of the Year the King, Jaws, Earnhardt, and the Rest of NASCAR’s Feudin’, Fightin’, Good Ol’ Boys Put Stock Car Racing on the Map. That is a mouthful. It’s out in February from Hachette Book Group. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

    On a cold February day in 1979, when most of the Northeast was snowed in by a blizzard, NASCAR entered the American consciousness with a dramatic telecast of the Daytona 500. It was the first 500-mile race to be broadcast live on national television and featured the heroes and legends of the sport racing on a hallowed track. With one of the wildest finishes in sports history–a finish that was just the start of the drama–everything changed for what is now America’s second most popular sport.

    HE CRASHED ME SO I CRASHED HIM BACK is the story of an emerging sport trying to find its feet. It’s the story of how Bobby Allison, Donnie Allison, Cale Yarborough, Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, Darrell Waltrip, A.J. Foyt, and Kyle Petty came together in an unforgettable season that featured the first nationally televised NASCAR races. There were rivalries–even the sibling kind–and plenty of fistfights, feuds, and frenzied finishes. Rollicking and full of larger-than-life characters, HE CRASHED ME SO I CRASHED HIM BACK is the remarkable tale of the birth of modern stock-car racing.

    We’ve been tapped for five copies of the book we can give away. Want to win one? Enter using the form below and enter once a day. And if we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it. Good luck.


    By | 2017-09-24T22:55:41+00:00 January 13th, 2010|Contests|1 Comment

    Your Weekend Justice #39: Bring Me the Head of Hark Marmon

    Needcoffee podcasting

    And we’re back. Sorry for the delay in getting this up, but other real world craziness plus a huge file that actually needed editing this time made me run very late.

    Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort.



    • Rob and the strange thing called…a phone
    • This podcast has trapped itself in Jon’s fridge
    • Introduction crash on the runway
    • A hazy shade of Leigh
    • Cougars in your area
    • The rules of parental pride
    • Rox cannot gush
    • Tuffley and cake
    • Jack Nicholson
    • In both defense and offense of Eastwick
    • October, contender of best month
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:59:06+00:00 October 2nd, 2009|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Harlequin Turns 60; Should Have Celebrity Readers More Often

    Paul Rudd Reads Harlequin

    We’re no strangers to Harlequin Romances around here. At least from the standpoint of advising them (for free) of new alliances they could make in addition to the one they’ve done with NASCAR. But ABC News has done something that we only wish we could have done at the time: got a guy from NASCAR to do a reading from one of those books. And indeed, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd and even Wolfgang Puck (among others) give their own particular dramatic spin on some Harlequin prose. And as interesting as this genre of books is and its number one publisher, it’s the readings that sell this piece. Sit through the whole thing.

    Direct link for the feedreaders. Found via The Consumerist.

    By | 2017-09-24T23:03:19+00:00 May 3rd, 2009|Stimuli|0 Comments

    Who Will Love Who When the Rubber Meets the Road

    Harlequin NASCAR

    Let me explain what I am giving an endorsement to in this picture. It’s the classic piece of literature Running on Empty, a joint publication from Harlequin Romances and… NASCAR.

    NASCAR crew chief Hugo Murphy could never forget Sylvie Ketchum, especially since he only had to look at her daughter—their daughter—to be reminded of the woman he’d loved. But she’d deserted him and Kim without a word, shattering their hopes and dreams. Nothing could fill the void—except NASCAR.

    Now I have nothing against NASCAR. It, like most sports, is an enigma to me. And I have nothing against Harlequin Romances. I swore if things ever got too bad I would create a female pseudonym and start writing them to pay the bills. But when you put the two together–my Ability to Refrain From Mockery fails.


    By | 2017-09-24T23:09:50+00:00 November 19th, 2008|Stimuli|3 Comments

    Win NASCAR: Full Throttle Adrenaline on DVD!

    NASCAR Full Throttle Adrenaline Volumes One and Two DVD Cover Art

    NASCAR. I don’t get it myself. I watch Top Gear and have thus learned to appreciate getting a car around some form of track. One time. But doing it over and over again I’ve not come to grips with yet.

    But this contest isn’t about me. It’s about you, our contest-crazed readers. Because the last time we did a NASCAR Contest, you seemed to dig it–as evidenced by the number of entries we received. Never let it be said we couldn’t give the people what they want (or at least, when it serves our purposes to do so–*cough*). Therefore: submitted for your winning potential…A&E presents a two-disc set of exclusive behind the scenes NASCAR goodness plus it features many of those drivers famous for melting lots of tires.

    We’ve got a copy here…want it? Go for it.


    By | 2017-09-24T23:17:43+00:00 June 9th, 2008|Contests|2 Comments

    Win ESPN’s Ultimate NASCAR Collector’s Set!

    Ultimate Nascar DVD set cover art

    There’s a reason that NASCAR is one of America’s most popular spectator sports — we like speed, danger, cars and skillfulness in driving them, and these races have all those bits in great abundance. With that in mind, ESPN has put together a great collection of everything NASCAR, from its early days on back roads in the southern US to recent triumphs and tragedies on the track, and we are giving away three copies of their four-volume Collector’s Set.

    If you love the roar of the motors and the smell of the tires on the track, for goodness’ sake, enter now. What will you be getting if you win? Included are Vol. 1: The Explosion-NASCAR’s Rise, Vol. 2: The Dirt, The Cars, Speed, & Danger, Vol. 3: Greatest Drivers, Biggest Races, Hottest Rivalries, and Vol. 4: 100 Defining Moments. Also included are bonus features on each disc, examining everything from paint jobs and cheaters to interviews with Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Gordon, and Tony Stewart.


    By | 2008-02-06T04:19:21+00:00 January 4th, 2008|Contests|4 Comments