Your Weekend Justice #205: Gwyneth Paltrow

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that, in the end, is neutral about who plays Luke Cage, since pretty much anyone who would be up for the role could kick our collective asses.

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Terry Crews

Agenda:

  • Tips for Portland
  • Not talking about Thor: The Dark World
  • Not talking about Ender’s Game
  • J.J. and Serv talk about Iron Maiden for a few minutes
  • The self-referential moment
  • Marvel, TV and Netflix
  • A moment of Daredevil perspective
  • Disney and Ben 10
  • Halloween costumes today and yesterday
  • Barney Miller and the case for Terry Crews
  • Power Man casting
  • Agents of SHIELD (SPOILERS)
  • Ender’s Game and making sure Card gets no money (HUGE SPOILERS)
  • Movies vs. books
  • Thor: The Dark World (HUGE SPOILERS)
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:26:46+00:00 November 15th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Headsup: Swords, Sandals, Guns and a Big Damn Hammer

    There’s a lot of stuff that comes out all the time, and the companies are want your attention and mostly…your coin. But, you know, it’s your coin and you have to take care where you spend it. With these posts we try to take you through recent releases so you can make up your mind. If you find the info here to be of use, do us a favor and purchase stuff from Amazon through us. Especially if you were going to buy the stuff anyway. That gives us kickbacks, which help pay for things. Like the server. And coffee. And therapy. We thank you.

    Camelot: The Complete First Season Blu-Ray
    Fringe: The Complete Third Season Blu-Ray
    Spartacus: Gods of the Arena Blu-Ray

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:37:30+00:00 September 25th, 2011|Headsup|0 Comments

    Win Hesher on DVD!

    Hesher DVD

    It’s Hesher, out on DVD from Lionsgate. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

    Loud music. Pornography. Burning s*%t to the ground. These are a few of Hesher’s favorite things. And they are what Hesher (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) brings into the lives of TJ (Devon Brochu) and his father Paul (Rainn Wilson) when he takes up residence in the garage uninvited. Grief stricken by the loss of TJ’s mother in a car accident, Paul can’t muster the strength to evict the strange squatter and soon the long-haired, tattooed Hesher becomes a fixture in the household. Like a force of nature, Hesher’s anarchy shakes the family out of their grief and helps them embrace life once more.

    Trailer? Here you go…

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:37:48+00:00 September 12th, 2011|Contests|0 Comments

    Your Highness – 27 Second Review

    Natalie Portman Your Highness poster

    Written by: Ben Best & Danny McBride
    Directed by: David Gordon Green
    Starring: Danny McBride, Natalie Portman, James Franco, Justin Theroux, Toby Jones, Zooey Deschanel, Charles Dance, Rasmus Hardiker

    Review: It’s difficult to review a movie that consists mainly of phallic jokes and, well…more phallic jokes. Except to say that I laughed uproariously throughout. McBride and Franco have a hilarious Pegg/Frost dynamic going, and Portman sports some of the most poetically homicidal dialogue I’ve heard in a while, not to mention a metal thong. Also, “It’s magic, Motherfucker!” is my new catchphrase.

    Time: 18 seconds

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:42:03+00:00 April 20th, 2011|27 Seconds, Reviews|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #109: Kites and Crime, Kids!

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that tries to have not only less art but also more matter. It’s not for the faint of heart. Or for the faint of spleen. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Name That Tune

    Agenda:

    • Stunt Kites!
    • Source Code
    • Game of Thrones
    • Alcohol Report
    • The Nordic Track of Nordic Things
    • Crack and Rum
    • Rox and masculinity
    • Your bad TV report
    • Reality TV shows we actually want
    • Never nude?
    • Hair competitions
    • Extreme couponing
    • Name That Something
    • Leigh & Widge vs. scotch
    • Diet revelation!
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:42:18+00:00 April 8th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #99: The Parcel at Hobo Lake

    It’s Weekend Justice: the podcast that is never on the right side of the door, at least as far as it’s concerned. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Hobo Panda!

    Agenda:

    • Rox: Axe Artist!
    • Hobo Batman!
    • Leigh vs. Siegfried & Roy
    • Leigh understands bopping…at last
    • Leigh sticks the landing
    • Cylon Dion!
    • The Gymnast!
    • KIDS, Inc. terrifying sing-along
    • Pixelated cocks
    • Barn raising
    • How Waffle House equals civilization
    • Jesus Chicken on Sunday?
    • Tool Wine!
    • Alcohol Report
    • Mead!
    • Height jokes and garden gnomes
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:44:21+00:00 January 28th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments