Tag - Natalie Portman

Terry Crews

Your Weekend Justice #205: Gwyneth Paltrow

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that, in the end, is neutral about who plays Luke Cage, since pretty much anyone who would be up for the role could kick our collective asses...

I Saw the Devil Blu-Ray

Headsup: Swords, Sandals, Guns and a Big...

There’s a lot of stuff that comes out all the time, and the companies are want your attention and mostly…your coin. But, you know, it’s your coin and you have to take care where you spend it. With these posts we try to take...

Hesher DVD

Win Hesher on DVD!

It’s Hesher, out on DVD from Lionsgate. Here’s what they have to say for themselves: Loud music. Pornography. Burning s*%t to the ground. These are a few of Hesher’s favorite things. And they are what Hesher (Joseph Gordon...

Anthony Hopkins as Odin in Thor

Wayhomer Review #62: Thor 3D

Episode #62 for Thor 3D, in which our protagonist talks about The Hopkins Scale of acting intensity, the inherent difficulty with feature films based on mythology and that Marvel owed Ray Stevenson something. Probably not this, but something.

Natalie Portman Your Highness poster

Your Highness – 27 Second Review

Written by: Ben Best & Danny McBrideDirected by: David Gordon GreenStarring: Danny McBride, Natalie Portman, James Franco, Justin Theroux, Toby Jones, Zooey Deschanel, Charles Dance, Rasmus Hardiker Review: It’s difficult to...

Name That Tune

Your Weekend Justice #109: Kites and Crime...

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that tries to have not only less art but also more matter. It’s not for the faint of heart. Or for the faint of spleen. This podcast was...

Hobo Panda!

Your Weekend Justice #99: The Parcel at Hobo...

It’s Weekend Justice: the podcast that is never on the right side of the door, at least as far as it’s concerned. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week...

Natalie Portman: No Strings Attached

Wayhomer Review #50: No Strings Attached

Episode #50 for No Strings Attached, in which our protagonist talks about a previously unknown pyjama fetish, the expectations for a film such as this, and makes a weird nautical metaphor.

Natalie Portman from Black Swan

Wayhomer Review #45: Black Swan

Episode #45 for Black Swan, in which our protagonist talks about how the film’s a bit like The Exorcist, how a good horror film doesn’t have to be ahhh! and how he wants to hug Natalie Portman in a purely non-creepy way.