Your Weekend Justice #133: Wood For Sheep

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast spends way too much discusses what costumes are sexy and which are not. And which one are not, not, not. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Costume WTF Jesus GAH

Agenda:

  • Settlers of Catan
  • Rox gets upgraded (not a euphemism)
  • Arbor Mist in Ireland
  • We’re in a car!
  • Barn door’s open! (But we edit it out)
  • Murder By Death
  • Jon, costumes and hair
  • Random Halloween costume discussion
  • Sexy Hobo with a Shotgun!
  • Compliments in Ireland
  • Avengers trailer!
  • Judge Judy vs. Thor!
  • Chest hair and Alice in Wonderland
  • Sam Jackson on Twitter
  • Paul, camp and drugs
  • Kora and Kongs and food
  • How to quit DirectTV
  • Netster! Qwikflix! Whatever!
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:36:31+00:00 October 14th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Your Weekend Justice #130: “Research”

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that will bum rush you, but only in the classical sense. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Jackee from 227

    Agenda:

  • Aaron’s bum rush
  • Meet facial hair
  • Opens with a BOMBSHELL
  • Going in and out
  • What’s weird
  • The O Face sound…revealed!
  • Ruining Aaron’s daily routine
  • The perfect gift
  • What’s under the table?
  • The Rhythm Method
  • New Streets of Rage soundtrack
  • Introductions: A New Scent
  • Doctor Who rant…at last
  • Leighverse version of Doctor Who
  • Mischief and hatred
  • Torchwood and suckitude
  • Leigh’s swallowing story
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:37:32+00:00 September 23rd, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|17 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #106: Like Sexo But With An A

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that spends far too much time discussing alcohol and sex. And far too little time discussing sex and alcohol. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Tickle Me Herodotus

    Agenda:

    • Tuffley almost suffocates
    • Headless beer!
    • Hobo With a Shotgun Game Review
    • Porn Gauntlet
    • Hobo Kombat
    • Life Bar Violence
    • Helping Japan
    • Widge vs. Sun Drop
    • All-alcohol Sleepy Hollow
    • Rox and Leigh teach about port
    • Good mead, bad mead
    • Jon’s alkie neighborhood
    • Leigh’s Slinky
    • Words as stairs
    • High gravity beers, seriously
    • Beer games! (Stone Russian Imperial Stout)
    • Hobo sleep
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:42:53+00:00 March 18th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|4 Comments

    Stuff: New Daredevil, Old Zemeckis & Zombie Pets

    Ben Affleck as Daredevil

    Why didn't I just let Nic Cage have the role? Damn.

    There are pop culture websites out there that want to stretch every little snippet of news into its own post. They’re squeezing blood from each metaphorical turnip they get hold of. Not us–we figure you don’t have time for that. So we squeeze the blood out for you and give it to you with a little umbrella in it.

    That metaphor didn’t quite work out. Oh well. Enjoy.

  • Amazon‘s deal of the day is The Little Rascals: The Complete Collection for 68% off its usual price of $89.95. It’s $28.49 as I type this and will be that way for today or until they run out. It’s eight discs containing 80 original theatrically released shorts. Thought you might like to know. You can snag it here–but move if you’re gonna.
  • Yup, another Daredevil movie. Being handled still at Fox, who Variety confirms they need to keep this project in some form or fashion lest the rights revert. David Slade (30 Days of Night) has been tapped to helm–he’s also on board the previously mentioned Last Voyage of the Demeter. No scribe on board yet, but according to Hollywood Reporter they’re going for the Frank Miller/David Mazzucchelli “Born Again” storyline. Okay, that could be interesting.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:42:55+00:00 March 16th, 2011|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    Tim Burton’s Your Weekend Justice #105

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck now in a special Tim Burtonized edition starring Johnny Depp as Jon Boutelle and Helena Bonham Carter as ScottC with Rox of Spazhouse, Herbert Lom’s actual grand-niece, as herself. Also appearing are Oliver Reed as Serv and Yvonne Romain as Leigh. I am portrayed in the podcast by Frankenweenie. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. But this week, the costumes are awesome. You have been warned.

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    Tim Burton

    Agenda:

  • The Wi-Fi on the Bus
  • Rox’s academic career
  • Widge vs. poetry
  • Art fabrication
  • Widge vs. performance art
  • Sex as art
  • Spleen fetishism
  • Charlie Sheen
  • Bedlam
  • At the Mountains of Madness
  • R-Rated films
  • King’s Speech on stage
  • Tim Burton‘s The King Speech
  • ScottC vs. Leigh
  • Gum and Lent
  • Leigh’s hair and weird hand gestures
  • Wank the Dinosaur
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:43:02+00:00 March 11th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments