Tag - ninjas

Ask a Ninja

Ask a Ninja: Of Regret and Ohio

I especially love the commenters who are bitching because they plug a movie on this one. That’s right, assholes. God forbid anybody should make any money for their efforts. So just to piss people like that off, I too say buy The...

Krups Brings Ninjas and Espresso Together

No surprise here: ninjas make espresso part of their training. Seriously: how did you think they moved so damn fast? I’m sure legendary figures such as Hattori Hanzō were masters of the brew. Krups had some NYU students put together...

DIY Throwing Stars: For the Ninja on a Budget

Got some old blades? Are you a ninja looking to trim costs (no pun intended)? Then follow these quick and easy steps at Instructables to create some wicked, evil-looking throwing stars. We’d tell you that you should use caution when...

Ask a Ninja: I Miss You, Gramma!

“And by black, I mean yourself.” Hell yes. I don’t post every single one of these, because they’re all howlers. But he was definitely speaking directly to me on this one. Find more at Ask a Ninja. These guys are...

Full Refund Guaranteed

I know we’re big on ninjas around here, but we do have standards of quality that– Quit laughing. No, really. Shut up. Anyway, what I was saying is that we don’t just post anything about ninjas. We filter out about 2% of...