Tag - no-god-why

How to Tell If Someone Considers You a...

If they do, they will buy this for their next gift-giving occasion. The only thing more of an affront than this would be them punching your mother in the mouth. With your fist. Not even Salieri would have bought Mozart one of these...

It’s Like Satan’s Version of...

That’s right. Once you hit play, it’s like The Ring. Something terrible will happen to you within twenty-fours of watching this. Me? I got a nose bleed and the blood was purple. So. You’ve been warned. Direct link for the...

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Never Before Has a...

In a move that will surely negate all of the points Jason Lee has acquired over the years, he is apparently playing Dave in an Alvin and the Chipmunks film, where the boys…well, let me just put it to you this way: don’t click...

Sgt. Pepper Under Attack Yet Again

The BBC reports that bands like The Killers, Oasis and The Kaiser Chiefs are among those folks who don’t know to leave well enough alone and are instead planning on mounting on an assault on the #1 record of all time, Sgt...

The Starbucks Inhaler: You Teasing Bastards

Just for the briefest of moments, I thought this might be true. What is the only thing better than being able to take in caffeine through a mint, like with Foosh? Why, being able to just inhale the stuff, of course! But alas, it is just a...

More Batman the Musical: A Souvenir of Death

Guess what? A vengeful cyberangel sent over links to two more songs from the Batman musical, which we’ve mentioned before. And holy shit, they are terrible. I mean really, seriously terrible. Like even Andrew Lloyd Webber on a bad day...

The Return of the Crucifix Shotgun

Well, from Defamer comes some distressing news: I Am Legend is currently set to be helmed by Francis Lawrence, the same man who brought you Constantine. And a dark-headed Los Angeles-based Constantine. With a shotgun. Shaped like a crucifix...