Your Weekend Justice #247: We Never Thought This Would Happen to Us, But…

Smokey and the Bandit Snowman Truck

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck…and holy shit, we’ve worked our way out of the 2015 recording archive and we careen into 2016. Amusingly, at the time of this recording, we still have no idea what a shitshow the year will be. Come join us and remember a kinder, more naive universe.

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By | 2017-09-24T22:24:37+00:00 February 21st, 2017|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #211: How to Make a Margarita With a Shredder (in a Clown Car)

Its Hummer Time - Not Happy Birthday!

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that can’t hear you because it’s got a bottle of Prosecco in its ear. We said: we can’t hear you, because the podcast has a bottle of Prosecco in its ear!

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Agenda:

  • Doc brings the pain
  • Gaming consoles and home fix-it mayhem
  • Somebody shoot Jack Frost in the face
  • Rox, who hasn’t killed Widge
  • Who’s going to die? You know, die?
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:26:34+00:00 March 1st, 2014|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #189: Yard Sales of the Apocalypse

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that, if you were holed up during the zombie apocalypse in a military bunker, would pull a Miguel on your ass. And you know it, too.

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    Rox of Spazhouse: The Dark Years

    Agenda:

  • Freestyle rap and Silver Linings Discomfort
  • In defense of Christoph Waltz
  • Iron Man 3 trailer–oh shit, discuss it quick! In pieces!
  • Kid cranium sub sandwiches
  • Cart Talk!
  • The Mystery of the Unipickle
  • Pickle talk that isn’t actually sexual
  • What not to do at the Carnegie Deli
  • The Walking Dead (SPOILERS)
  • Downton Abbey, period soap opera (slight SPOILERS)
  • The best gig
  • Quartets
  • Tom Clancyverse
  • Wolverine hair
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:28:19+00:00 March 8th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #188: Appetite for Destruction, Lust For Peeps

    Sorry it’s late. It’s been a day. So. It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck, which really wishes for the day where 3-D Peep printing technology becomes affordable enough to put such a printer in every home. One day, people. One. Day.

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    Kids Incorporated
  • The new Thursday and the new Wednesday
  • Travel tips with Jon
  • Nakedness. And Peeps. And body paint.
  • Filling in boob.
  • Kim vs. Hansel & Gretel
  • Jeremy Renner and Geek Love.
  • In (very slight) defense of the Dungeons & Dragons film
  • Naughty witches
  • Peter Stormare spoilers!
  • Of Ren Fests and calendars
  • Elementary vs. THE PAST
  • Downton and Upstairs Downstairs. Yes, again.
  • Sparkles kill, kids.
  • Following The Following
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:28:20+00:00 February 23rd, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #187: Christoph Waltz *is* The German Fonz

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck, which has always had tattoos. You just thought they were painted on. Of course, it’s tattooed inside its skin. Best not to ask.

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    Hawkeye Converse (for Kim)

    Agenda:

  • Jon’s daughter’s Les Miserables review
  • Serv vs. musicals
  • The potential news (prediction…oh dear)
  • What to get Rox for Xmas
  • Ongoing and increasing decrepitude
  • SuperBowl commercial round-up
  • Leigh denies the funk
  • Quick Fringe redux
  • The Following
  • Leigh, the alcohol denmother
  • ScottC, would-be killer
  • The trouble with cycling
  • Rox’s winning photo here
  • The secret of beer glasses
  • Conepocalypse
  • House of Cards
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:28:23+00:00 February 8th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #149: Stupid Whores and Cinnamon Buns

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is offensive, morally reprehensible and should definitely not be listened to by impressionable plant life. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Fred from Smokey and the Bandit

    Agenda:

  • Jon, Serv and the Ballad of Sally Ford
  • Jon is very kind about Widge’s age
  • For love of Wolverines
  • An excellent time to go car shopping
  • The Australian Red Dawn remake
  • The Walking Dead
  • The problem with being short a butcher
  • Menudo digression!
  • Tolstoy spoilers!
  • Rox’s drink naming
  • The Juan Montoya
  • NASCARcast!
  • Alcohol report!
  • Hola, Cumberbatches!
  • Star Trek and sex
  • Continuity problems
  • Angela Lansbury vs. The Cenobites
  • Oscar report!
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:32:48+00:00 March 2nd, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    The Sound Board #27: I’m All Out of Love and I’m Making a T-Shirt To Further Express This

    Sad T-Shirt

    This podcast generally covers music and other transgressions. This month’s episode is hosted by Prof. Tuffley, assisted by Dr. Rob Levy and Widge is in the sidecar.

    This episode’s central topic is…television shows about music. We’re talking of the Soul Train, American Bandstand, Top of the Pops vein. They slowly but surely disappeared from our television screens. How and why? Before we get there, though, we also explore: Disney vs. Joy Division, Newt Gingrinch vs. Survivor, Capitol Music vs. ReDigi (the used digital music store), the Oscars vs. common sense, the Sasquatch music festival (aka Sasquatch vs. The Sound Board’s budget and travel plans), Metallica’s music festival, Ben Folds Five returns, so does 2 Live Crew, and M.I.A. vs. Madonna. Plus: remembering Etta James, Don Cornelius and Johnny Otis. And also we throw in a Valentine’s Day addendum for music for both love and anti-love.

    Editor’s Note: this episode was recorded before the sad news about Whitney Houston.

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    Special thanks to Hyperbubble for our lead-in music. Show them love and buy their stuff.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:33:13+00:00 February 13th, 2012|Podcasts, Sound Board|1 Comment

    Your Weekend Justice #145: Will Somebody Save Somebody?

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that can go to a Dark Place at the drop of a hat. And not every listener will make it back alive. This is both warning…and promise. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    [audio:http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice012712.mp3]

    Martha Stewart Coming Home Poncho

    Please note–an extra warning for this episode, in which terrible, sick jokes are made about children and taxidermy. In light of this, I would like to issue the following apology in advance:

    In my rush to make a joke, I incorrectly identified Boris Karloff’s last film as 1968’s Targets, when as you, of course, well know–it was instead 1971’s The Incredible Invasion, released after his death. My apologies for any confusion or distress this slip-up may cause.

    Agenda:

  • Everyone vs. Beck
  • And then…Beckham
  • Stealth hooligans
  • What the hell is this thing, anyway?
  • Ass crack o’clock
  • Something about Jill and her nipple
  • The Matrix spoilers
  • Being a bitch for D&D
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:33:26+00:00 January 27th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|4 Comments