Tag - perfume

Black Phoenix Amuses With Prank Perfumes

How’s your year been? Hopefully better than 2016. I have several friends who were quite glad when January 1, 2017 arrived. Of course, now everyone I know is getting PTSD from the news and physically jump when they get a notification...

Black Phoenix Takes A Stab At Julius Caesar

Filibuster this, motherfucker! Julius Caesar is one of the major jewels in the Shakespearean crown. “Beware the Ides of March,” “Et Tu, Brute,” “Friends, Romans, Countrymen.” You all know them even if you...

Black Phoenix Halloween 2016

Widge and his emotional support animal After every Halloween, we here at Needcoffee have a ritual. It’s called the Post-Halloween Crash. Yes, the aftereffects of zombies, pumpkin spice everything, and way too much chocolate can lead to...

Remember The Snow With Black Phoenix

(Widge’s Note: Scott turned it in late and life fell on me and I made it more late. So it’s on me. But regardless, some people want to celebrate Xmas year-round, so I guess this is for them. I celebrate Halloween year-round so I...

Embrace The Series of Halloweens With Black...

The new Uber: uncomfortable seating but bypasses all the traffic… Widge’s Note: No idea what Scott’s on about here, it’s still twelve days until 3rd Halloween. Hope everybody is enjoying decorating their trees with...

Black Phoenix Comes From Both Mars and...

Spring has finally arrived and with it signs of life: pollen everywhere, animals in heat, and people contemplating matters both romantic and carnal. And yes, people are always considering these matters to be sure, but it occurs with more...

Black Phoenix Yule 2014

Relieve Your Christmas Anxiety with Black...

Ah Christmas (or alternative winter festival of your choice) time. An occasion where all are united in that most special and glorious of emotions: Fear. You thought I was going to say joy or happiness, didn’t you? Now, joy is there...

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Fight Christmas Creep With Halloween BPAL...

At dawn on November 1st, an explosion goes off in stores across America. Not a chemical or nuclear bomb: a festive bomb. Yes, retailers in their greed and desperation start those jingles and deck the aisles with holly, mistletoe, and every...