Tag - pets

A Hellpuppy’s Guide to the Apocalypse

Hearing about the potential apocalypse this past weekend got our Hellpuppy Kora thinking seriously about what she would do if the unthinkable happened and we were no longer there to, you know, open the giant tub of kibble for her. And other...

Rock Wallaby Sign

Your New Pet Wallaby

If you’re anything like me, if something catches even your slight interest, you need to find out anything and everything about it that you can. Who was that band who does that song? I must find everything that they’ve ever done...

These Are a Few of Hellpuppy Kora’s...

Kora is a very discriminating Hellpuppy, and her tastes in toys and treats have changed over the past several months. The tug-a-jug is out of favor, the Nylabone is in right now… Granted, she is somewhat limited by what we give her...

Our Life With the Hellhound: Months 3 and 4

This started out as just a Month 3 update, but after DragonCon madness, it’s also covering Month 4 now. We’ll be catching up now that 32 Days is behind us as well. As I write the first draft of this post, Kora is now seven months...

Our Life With the Hellhound: Month Two

Our little hellhound is growing up fast (we weighed her on July 16th, and she was 44 pounds)! Little Kora is fast moving into puppy adolescence. We failed to mention it last time, but one of the funniest things about her is that you can tell...

The Young Evil Genius Wants A Pet

“Uncle Scott, I want a pet.” I look down and I see that it is the junior science villain Joseph. “But you already have two dogs and cats,” I said. The young evil mastermind sighed and said “I want a real pet...

Rupert the Rhino

Rupert the Rhino: It’s Almost Like a...

All kids want a wild pet. Hell, I wanted a giant tiger. I still want a ginormous black dog I can name Fenris. But yet, so few of us get to realize our crazed pet dreams. Not so with Mike Condy, who was eight when his family brought home the...

Post-Rapture Pet Care

So you’re going to Heaven, right? You’re sure of it. What about Mittens, your cat? What about Jonesy, your parrot? What about Vlad, your wombat? You’re going to live in bliss while your animals, cute but soulless things...