Your Weekend Justice #147: If You Had to Sleep With a Stooge

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast arrow in the quiver of Arrowette. And Arrowette is in the quiver of Galactus. Or something. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

Officer Growler

Agenda:

  • Special The Unique Geek Crossover! (At last) which involves Green Arrow and sexism
  • Aaron vs. Uke!
  • Prepping for real recommendations from Scott
  • Clive Barker vs. a coma
  • Leigh vs. drugs
  • Alcohol report
  • Growlers, growlettes & Scott incessantly chortling
  • Kraken Rum Store
  • Info about shower curtains
  • Liam Neeson and the panel idea
  • Internet sales of alcohol
  • Sex and sports
  • Shows with enhancement
  • Scott vs. VCBs
  • Jon's alcohol report
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    By |February 10th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|7 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #139: Lock This Episode in the Barn and Feed It Chickens

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that is bigoted against sexism, sexist against racism, and racist against Speed Racer. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Battle Chasers

    Agenda:

  • Bradley Cooper and why Limitless is a great film
  • Rox, the bodies, and the chocolate coins
  • Happy birthday, Aaron
  • New Year's Eve creepage or the lack thereof
  • Widge hates everyone
  • ScottC, walker
  • Muppets!
  • Holy shit, it's Kim!
  • Rox revisits Tintin
  • Rox's Hugo review
  • Jon's Dave Grohl happiness
  • Trailers
  • The Rock's career
  • Kim's trailer report
  • Defending Waterworld
  • Whatever happened to Touchstone?
  • Occupy Pornos!
  • Scooter!
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    By |December 2nd, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|3 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #122: Juicebox on Ice

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that goes shopping for sex toys at 2pm in the afternoon over a long lunch and just doesn't give a damn. So this podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Billy Beer

    Agenda:

  • Sex on ice skates
  • Tim Burton's Footloose the Musical
  • Tim Burton's Weekend Justice
  • High school musicals
  • The Broadway report
  • From Google Plus to half-nakedness
  • Rox gets 27 inches
  • Semi-naked
  • Safewords...or not
  • Sausage and Tang
  • Live action Fairly OddParents
  • Rox and The Illuminati
  • A Dance With Dildos
  • Leigh vs. Red Velvet Cake Ice Cream
  • The birth of WEJipedia
  • Nudity vs. bondage and underwear
  • Amazon shopping goes completely and utterly wrong
  • That's not how espresso should be used
  • Aaron finds an inflatable friend
  • Back Up On It!
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    By |July 15th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Win the Audiobook for Physics of the Future!

    Michio Kaku: Physics of the Future audiobook

    It's the latest from Michio Kaku, Physics of the Future, out on unabridged audiobook from Random House Audio. Here's what they have to say for themselves:

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    By |March 30th, 2011|Contests|0 Comments

    Win Brian Greene's The Hidden Reality on Audiobook CD!

    Hidden Reality audiobook

    It's the latest from Brian Greene, and the full title is The Hidden Reality: Parallel Universes and the Deep Laws of the Cosmos. He reads this abridged audio version from Random House audio. Here's what they have to say for themselves:

    The best-selling author of The Elegant Universe and The Fabric of the Cosmos gives us his most thrilling and accessible audiobook yet--a journey into minute dimensions and infinite worlds that scientists tell us may actually represent the reality we live in.

    We've got a copy to give away. Want to win it? Enter using the form below. Remember: you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it. Good luck!
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    By |January 8th, 2011|Contests|0 Comments

    The Young Evil Genius Wants The Universe

    The Universe from The Particle Zoo

    "I want the universe."

    I looked down at the Junior Science Villain and marveled at his ambition. You just don't see that kind of drive in a four year old. It really is impressive and adorable. But I felt it was my duty to tone down his plans to something a bit more manageable. Walk before you run and all that.

    So I tussled his hair and gave him some wisdom. "Have you thought about starting a little smaller? You need to take the long term goal of taking over the universe and chop it down into smaller, more attainable goals. Maybe a small country or a U.S. state."

    The Young Evil Genius let out a sigh and gave me the You Are A Stupid Adult Look. He grabbed my hand and lead me to the computer. He guided the browser to The Particle Zoo and showed me what he was talking about.

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    By |August 21st, 2010|Headsup|0 Comments

    New Frontiers In Kinky Science

    Today I read how Farley Katz, one of the authors of The New Yorker's Cartoon Lounge challenged Randall Munroe, creator of the webcomic XKCD to a Cartoon-Off. Each would draw a cartoon on four subjects (The Internet, as envisioned by the elderly, String Theory, 1999, Your favorite animal eating your favorite food). It was quite amusing but it was Munroe's entry for String Theory that caught my attention.

    string theory xkcd

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    By |October 17th, 2008|Stimuli|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #14: The Secret Society of the Skull & Boner

    We're back. The following podcast should be considered NSFW, not safe for children, and not safe for most forms of carbon-based life. It's definitely not for the easily offended.

    Agenda:

    • Kim brings her own agenda
    • There's a new Tuffley in town
    • Woodworking
    • IKEA as euphemism
    • You can't find a good milk crate store anymore
    • Kim goes for just a minute
    • David Bowie on gynecological Americans
    • Chafing
    • ScottC's part
    • Physics vs. ScottC's driving skills
    • ScottC gets creepy(ier)
    • Cuddling a stapler
    • Thinking is good
    • Flesh peddling
    • Ken ruins everything by going backwards
    • Shilling for ThinkGeek
    • Berries
    • Your sports update
    • We couldn't stop ourselves
    • Technology

    Of course, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find "Promoter". Buy their latest album, From Beale Street to Oblivion. Send them love and coin.

    BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab this feed here.

    Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed is here.

    To download this episode directly, do this thing.

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    By |September 26th, 2008|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Jerry Bruckheimer to Remake "12 Monkeys"

    I'm not sure which bit of this it is, since it\'s, you know, the size of a small city.

    Kidding! I'm kidding--put the gun down.

    It's just I can't help but think that we're going to hear--over the next five to ten years--art and set designers on their various sci-fi movie commentaries talking about how they were inspired by the Large Hadron Collider at CERN. Some of you might be wondering: what is a hadron and why are people going to be throwing big ones against each other? And some of you might be silly. A hadron is what happens when you once were in possession of a ron, but you no longer have ron--of course.

    This LHC is going to smack some particles together to try and recreate the conditions of the Big Bang, which is either going to be bloody brilliant or it's going to create a false vacuum which will destroy our universe in the time it takes me to down two espresso shots. Which is a lot less time than you might think. I've heard about this thing for months and months now because any time they get any scientist in any field on Coast to Coast AM, they always ask: "So, CERN: is it going to fuck us up or what?" That's paraphrased.

    Anyway, io9 points us to this gallery of pics at The Boston Globe. Worth checking out.

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    By |August 4th, 2008|Stimuli|0 Comments

    My First Sub-Atomic Particle

    Plush Higgs Boson particle

    So you or someone you know has spawned. Now you have this blank slate absorbing every bit of information it can take in. You could help to make sure that the baby grows up to be a nice normal citizen. But that's so fucking boring!

    You can teach the rug rat bad words or get him that important first porn movie but those are givens. You want more from this child. Now my friends Ed and Sharon have taught their toddler Joseph a pretty good evil genius laugh. Unlike a regular politician, you can't be a criminal mastermind on style alone. Young Joseph will need a good foundation in Science! How else is he going to build those death-ray cannons and weather control machines? And what better way for a young mind to graph the basics of nuclear physics than with plush subatomic particles?

    The Particle Zoo has a whole range of happy little quanta from the light bringing Photon to the so-called 'God particle', the Higgs Boson. Not only does each particle come with a description tag, they have different fillings according to the particle's theoretical weight. So Joseph will know the difference between a Muon and a Tau particle for when he constructs his Atomic Robot Army of Doom!

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    By |January 24th, 2008|Headsup|1 Comment