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Howard Cosell and Gabe Kaplan in Battle of the Network Stars

Your Weekend Justice #158: The Worst Podcast...

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that only has a certain amount of games, so if too many people get game, the podcast falls off track. And onto the third rail. And its keys. At the...

Family Once: Threadless

One Big Happy Family (That Wants to Gnaw On...

No doubt inspired a little bit by Dead Island, we are compelled by our rule (“If it’s undead and bleeds, it leads”) to place this on the front page. It’s “A Family Once” by Jay Fleck. It’s a bloody...

Adopt a Direwolf T-shirt from Threadless

Last Call For Current Threadless Clearance

So a quick headsup here that the current Threadless clearance–tees starting at $9–ends tomorrow morning at 11am Eastern Time. And surprisingly, there’s still a bunch of excellent ones left in stock. Some quick pointers for...

Can o' Crickets

Your Weekend Justice #129: Deep...

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that will mentally deep fry you in psychic batter and metaphorically gnaw on your soul. This podcast was engineered–some might say over...

Ian McShane as Blackbeard in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 3D

Wayhomer Review #64: Pirates of the...

Episode #64 for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 3D, in which our protagonist talks trilogy failures of ambition vs. sloth, the rules of the Jack Sparrow Universe, and gets tired of having swords pointed at his face.

Star Wars Han Solo Silicon Tray

Stuff: New Daredevil, Old Zemeckis &...

There are pop culture websites out there that want to stretch every little snippet of news into its own post. They’re squeezing blood from each metaphorical turnip they get hold of. Not us–we figure you don’t have time for...

Win Pirate Haiku!

From New York Times bestselling author Michael P. Spradlin comes Pirate Haiku, out from Adams Media. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

Learn How to Talk Like a Pirate From the...

So it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. And what we urge you to do is learn from one of the best cinematic pirates ever: Walter Matthau. No, I’m serious. And don’t get me wrong: Roman Polanski’s Pirates is an overlong...

Colors Are Overrated Digest #9

Oakley is doing its part to fight Skynet, since apparently they make the official boot of the robot apocalypse. The S.I. Assault Boot they make was originally made for military only, and then they made a street version. And Christian...