Your Weekend Justice #123: Extreme Shorts Adventures!

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that’s available on a Blue Light Special for a limited time only–now how much would you pay?? Anyway, this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Starpower by Jackie Stallone

Agenda:

  • Rox’s troll doll
  • Visited by Rock Lobster in the night
  • Nudity report
  • Widge vs. Oakley
  • Tanning notes
  • Tuffley vs. Jim Croce
  • Comic-Con vs. DragonCon
  • Pixar, Billy Crystal and Robin Williams
  • Christopher Lee, God
  • Who is Larry the Cable Guy in Bahrain?
  • Harry Potter vs. Pooh
  • The UK vs. Pooh
  • Jon and the Black Lotus
  • Magic: The Gathering tales
  • Kim makes a break for it
  • Men Without Hats?
  • Rox’s kryptonite
  • Chocolate Flavored Sandwich Cookie
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:39:04+00:00 July 22nd, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|11 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #120: The Ballad of the Sad Boners

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that gives your kids graphic novels to warp their minds. So this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Rock Em Sock Em Robots

    Agenda:

  • ScottC in drag…yes, again
  • Heels, sex and confusion
  • Aaron’s idea of steampunk
  • ScottC, method actor
  • Accents
  • Murder in the yard
  • Goddamn Skrulls
  • Rock Em Sock Em Robots and sex
  • Snoopy‘s family
  • Karen Gillan, seriously, we do love you, naked or otherwise
  • Cars 2
  • Rox and the Disney snuff film
  • Kids and The Walking Dead
  • Young Spazhouse!
  • Werner Herzog
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:39:42+00:00 July 1st, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Headsup: Swans, Lions and Crows With Explosives

    There’s a lot of stuff that comes out all the time, and the companies are want your attention and mostly…your coin. But, you know, it’s your coin and you have to take care where you spend it. With these posts we try to take you through recent releases so you can make up your mind. If you find the info here to be of use, do us a favor and purchase stuff from Amazon through us. Especially if you were going to buy the stuff anyway. That gives us kickbacks, which help pay for things. Like the server. And coffee. And therapy. We thank you.

    Incredibles Blu-Ray
    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 Blu-Ray
    Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Trader Blu-Ray

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:41:34+00:00 April 26th, 2011|Headsup|0 Comments

    Stuff You Need to Know: News About Spiders, Dragons and Monsters

    Spidey Project

    If you watch movie news sites like a hawk, then this feature isn’t for you. If, however, you don’t give a rodent’s posterior about reading rewritten press releases and entire blog posts rehashed from Variety and Hollywood Reporter–in other words, you have a life–then this will give you everything you need to know in a single post. Blam. Enjoy.

  • Another Spider-Man musical? Yes, but this one actually sounds interesting: Justin Moran (POPE! The Musical) has decided to create, rehearse and perform a full-on Spider-Man musical for exactly $65 million dollars less than the budget of the Julie Taymor monster. Yes, that would be for zero dollars. He’s also presenting the completed project on March 14th, a day before the official opening of Turn Off the Dark (assuming that doesn’t get moved again). For more info on his quest, check out the site here.
  • Avatar 2 is to be set underwater, so says Michelle Rodriguez. What’s weird about the article is it says it’s unsure if she’ll be cast–but we’ll say no more on the subject for spoiler reasons. (I know, everyone has seen the film but everyone still is missing some people–I know some of them.) That new film hits in 2014. Source.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:43:26+00:00 March 6th, 2011|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #99: The Parcel at Hobo Lake

    It’s Weekend Justice: the podcast that is never on the right side of the door, at least as far as it’s concerned. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Hobo Panda!

    Agenda:

    • Rox: Axe Artist!
    • Hobo Batman!
    • Leigh vs. Siegfried & Roy
    • Leigh understands bopping…at last
    • Leigh sticks the landing
    • Cylon Dion!
    • The Gymnast!
    • KIDS, Inc. terrifying sing-along
    • Pixelated cocks
    • Barn raising
    • How Waffle House equals civilization
    • Jesus Chicken on Sunday?
    • Tool Wine!
    • Alcohol Report
    • Mead!
    • Height jokes and garden gnomes
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:44:21+00:00 January 28th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Stuff: Comic-Con Trailers Bring Zombie Goodness

    Ben Cross from Dark Shadows

    Go ahead and give the guy a cameo.

    There’s a lot of entertainment news going on. You honestly don’t need to know most of it. And the bits you do need to know, you don’t need to know them the second they happen. You, after all, have a life. Rather than write up a bunch of individual posts you have to read, here’s one post with everything. Enjoy.

  • Why have I not seen a trailer for Darren Aronofsky’s latest, Black Swan? Seriously, give it up already.
  • The Boys, the highly violent Garth Ennis book in which superheroes have to be dealt with by an enhanced CIA squad, is going to be helmed by Adam McKay (The Other Guys). Source.
  • Will Eisner’s A Contract With God is going to be made into a feature film with different segments helmed by different folks. Production starts in 2011 and should hit the festival circuit next year as well.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:49:39+00:00 July 24th, 2010|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #73: Of Baltimore, Bicycles and Bigfoot

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

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    Dumpster Diving Diva

    Agenda:

    • The Last Airbender
    • The A-Team
    • Aaron’s bendability
    • Mint juleps revisited
    • World Cup revisited
    • Rox’s Baltimore adventure
    • Dumpster diving in Baltimore
    • Aaron’s lamp fetish
    • Baltimore vs. bicycles
    • Aaron’s fundraiser…almost
    • Cakes…from Baltimore
    • Pie!
    • RIP: Pleasure Island
    • DisneyQuest
    • Disney trip?
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:50:09+00:00 July 9th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #71: Muddling Through

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

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    sexy mint julep

    Agenda:

    • Leigh vs. zombie Aaron
    • Widge’s knifeplay
    • Jamaican green ginger wine from Jamaica
    • Aaron explains France
    • Jon vs. Hellpuppy Kora
    • Peeing
    • Penis Thief!
    • Spazhouse anniversary!
    • Art scavenger hunt
    • Graffiti mafia!
    • Exit Through the Gift Shop
    • Bill Nye, revisited
    • Din’s Pokyball
    • Mint julep cups
    • Penis-free!
    • Jon’s muddler
    • Mint julep and mojitos
    • Sims update?
    • Crouching Tiger Syndrome
    • Ang Lee Spoilers!
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:50:47+00:00 June 25th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments