Your Weekend Justice #104: How to Train Your Muskrat

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that wants to train your dragon to eat your ferret. And that’s not a euphemism. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

[audio:http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice030411.mp3]

Daguerre

Agenda:

  • Haircuts, wine and graduation
  • What is Jon Boutelle building in there?
  • Rox vs. the iPad 2
  • Apple products and the quest for discount
  • Kindle envy
  • Justice vs. the Nintendo announcement
  • Warning! Jigglypuff!
  • Terrifying Pokemon discussion
  • Font or Not?
  • Glass photography, people
  • Sword?
  • Picking junk
  • Oscar talk
  • Documentary bitching
  • Kevin Smith‘s Red State
  • Din’s actual question
  • Of ferrets and dragons
  • (more…)

By | 2017-09-24T22:43:29+00:00 March 4th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|4 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #71: Muddling Through

And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

[audio:http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice062510.mp3]

sexy mint julep

Agenda:

  • Leigh vs. zombie Aaron
  • Widge’s knifeplay
  • Jamaican green ginger wine from Jamaica
  • Aaron explains France
  • Jon vs. Hellpuppy Kora
  • Peeing
  • Penis Thief!
  • Spazhouse anniversary!
  • Art scavenger hunt
  • Graffiti mafia!
  • Exit Through the Gift Shop
  • Bill Nye, revisited
  • Din’s Pokyball
  • Mint julep cups
  • Penis-free!
  • Jon’s muddler
  • Mint julep and mojitos
  • Sims update?
  • Crouching Tiger Syndrome
  • Ang Lee Spoilers!
  • (more…)

By | 2017-09-24T22:50:47+00:00 June 25th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

Stuff You Need to Know, Wednesday, August 13, 2008

  • Witches of Eastwick: The Series. Okay, sure. So it’s like an older, wiser Charmed? Maggie Friedman, scribe for Dawson’s Creek, will scribe here as well. Apparently NBC has a pilot in 1992 for one version, starring Catherine Mary Stewart, Julia Campbell, Ally Walker and Michael Siberri. Yes, Stewart from Last Starfighter and Night of the Comet and Walker from Profiler. Then in 2002 there was Eastwick for Fox, which “focused on the teenage sons of the original witches,” with Lori Loughlin, Marcia Cross and Kelly Rutherford. And yes, Loughlin was Becky on Full House and Cross went on to star in Desperate Housewives. Has anyone seen either of those pilots? I’d be fascinated to hear about them. Then–and I knew this and had forgotten–it was a musical.

    Here’s a taste of said musical.

    Direct link for the feedreaders.

    No offense to the cast of that–I think they did the best they could with subpar source material. Seriously. That song’s pretty terrible. Source: Variety.

  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T23:14:20+00:00 August 13th, 2008|Stuff You Need to Know|1 Comment

    Odds and Ends for 1-22-2006

    A plethora of insane tidbits that barged into our psyches and started demanding hot tea and crumpets…

    Foosball for people with too much money. I mean, who fantasizes about playing fooseball for real so much that they would want their faces on the playing field? I’m seriously asking here. Found via Wired.

    Pikachu on a cracker? Is it brilliant? Is it sick and depraved? No, it’s all three! Whoopeeeee! Found via MetaFilter.

    An advert that features a bunch of celebs divulging their favorite bits of profanity. We don’t know why we like this, but we do. Found via MetaFilter.

    Guinness ice cream? Hell yes. The liquor industry misses my business so they’re trying to do an end-run via sundries to win my ass back. Get thee behind me, you bastards!

    Can we hope someday that the villain in a Bond movie will carry a cane as cool as this one? We can hope, yes–but it would be foolish to do so.

    Broadcast flag shenanigans are back in Congress. Of course. Boing Boing has all the info.

    Reason reports that Kellogg’s and Nickelodeon are responsible for your fat children. Yeah, makes no sense to us either.

    I can’t afford a pinball machine…but I could at least have a coffee table. Found via Boing Boing.

    Poe’s dead and the gawkers won’t leave well enough alone, apparently. Bastards. Found via Boing Boing.

    By | 2017-09-24T23:50:07+00:00 January 22nd, 2006|Archives|2 Comments

    Pok̩mon: Destiny Deoxys (2004) РDVD Review

    Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys: The Movie DVD

    Film:
    DVD:

    Directed by Kunihiko Yuyama
    Written by Hideki Sonoda, based upon characters created by Junichi Masuda, Ken Sugimori, and Satoshi Tajiri

    Features:

    • Featurette with the Japanese director
    • Trivia game
    • New Pokémon profiles
    • Original Japanese posters

    Dindrane’s Anime Warnings:

    • Plusle and Minun abuse
    • Danger, Will Robinson!
    • Seriously bad hair
    • Cuter than you can stand

    Released by: Miramax
    Region: 1
    Rating: NR (safe for all ages)
    Anamorphic: N/A; appears in its original 1.33:1 format.

    My Advice: Add it to your collection if you have kids or love kyoot things.

    (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T23:52:34+00:00 November 11th, 2005|Reviews|4 Comments