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Templar to Pope: You Better Recognize

The Knights Templar are back and they’re pissed. They’re litigating against the Vatican for the seizure of their assets, the total value of which was described by one historian as “a screaming fuckton.” This occurred...

Heironymous for Pontiff

The Gabfest's own Heironymous has announced his candidacy for to become the head of the Catholic Church. We here at Needcoffee.com have decided to throw our considerable pull with the Vatican into play and fully endorse Heironymous to become...