Your Weekend Justice #199.9 With a Line Over the Last 9

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that's going to record its 200th episode at DragonCon if it kills you.

Electric Company Spider-Man: What Happened?

Agenda:

  • The price of sex?
  • Messaging and emailing while drunk?
  • Aaron will be blind soon, we're certain
  • Number swizzling
  • Half a conversation about beer. Quiet.
  • Bottle hygiene
  • Derelict snail mail and a review
  • How to double your pleasure
  • Kenneth Hite at DragonCon
  • J.J. vs. The Gun
  • Geeks vs. football fans
  • Rox's mighty hoodoo
  • Scott's grandmother and voodoo
  • Tuffley's research (not a euphemism)
  • When are introductions not introductions?
  • Introducing...Kim. As Kim.
  • Things not to do while driving
  • Rox's practice cane
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    By |August 17th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|4 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #181: Bishop Charles Durning vs. The Serpent

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that, because it is smarter than its participants, thinks quietly to itself that they're thinking about an alternate version of the movie Q where it faced off against Brian Dennehy. But again, it can only speak through the sound board. So...alas.

    Star Trek Dilithium Crystals

    Agenda:

  • Human backgammon?
  • Getting rid of elements
  • Calling Alan Funt...wait, oh shit
  • Potential Roxmobile...or the Tuffmobile. Whichever.
  • Jon vs. the new Skype
  • Serpent and the What, who?
  • "Mistreating the hunchback"
  • Tyler Perry's Hunchback of Notre Dame
  • Thanksgiving Parade report
  • Smurf on the loose!
  • Bob Costas' new job
  • Rise of the Guardians review
  • Going to Portland for the bucket of donuts
  • The dead and their bib overalls - Walking Dead SPOILERS
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    By |November 30th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|4 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #140: A Harry Bemis For the 21st Century

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that sold its soul to Viggo Mortensen years ago. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Country Cow Noisemaker

    Agenda:

  • How's the weather?
  • When are we starting?
  • Hijacking the Rock Lobster!
  • The Three Laws of Sexbotics
  • Attempts to talk Walking Dead
  • Hockey vs. Skyrim
  • Leigh's Cock Obsession
  • DragonCon costume ideas
  • Podcast playback
  • Finally, Walking Dead!
  • John Carter and sexism
  • Trailers
  • Tintin
  • Fuckin' Viggo
  • ScottC and therapy
  • Tim Burton's The Smurfs
  • Glee and Carrie Fisher
  • Sherlock Holmes 2
  • Black Mirror
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    By |December 9th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|6 Comments

    Top 10 Things We'd Like to See Liam Neeson Fight Next

    Liam Neeson, Badass

    Liam Neeson is badass. This might be news to some, but not to me. I remember Rob Roy, where, among other things, he and Tim Roth engaged in one of the best on-screen swordfights of all time. If only the bad guys in Taken had gotten the memo. Regardless, some time in the past few years Neeson has become the go-to badass when you need something fought. He's fought his own memory, he's fought Batman, he's even fought George Lucas' lack of directorial skill. He even helped make The A-Team worth watching. And now the question of "What if we combined Taken and The Edge?" appears to have been answered with the new trailer for The Grey, in which Neeson is fighting wolves and wilderness.

    Here, check it out...
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    By |September 22nd, 2011|Stimuli|26 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #126: Frank Miller's Fried Podcast on a Stick

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that might not fry up interesting things but damn...the breading is delicious. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Gymkata

    Agenda:

  • Steve's Kool-Aid (oh yeah)
  • Trivia and marathons
  • The leashes at Scott's place
  • Swallowing fire
  • Gymkata vs. Pictionary!
  • Eureka cancelled
  • Frightening praise
  • Alcohol report
  • Hitchhiker's Guide: The App
  • Anti-persperant--liars!
  • Aliens vs. Predator
  • Leigh and the odd party
  • Dead Popes
  • Frank Miller wrote what?
  • Alcohol Report II
  • The Smurfs
  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes
  • Captain America
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    By |August 12th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|3 Comments

    Wayhomer Review #75: The Smurfs 3D

    Episode #75 for The Smurfs, in which our protagonist demands to know why all feature film versions of cartoons must be live-action, wants to pin a medal on Hank Azaria for bravery under fire and tries to find a silver lining in a world of blue.
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    By |July 30th, 2011|Reviews, Video Podcasts, Wayhomers|2 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #119: Love and Pineapple Juice

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that obscures your sky. So you can stay home. Yeah, you're welcome. Anyway, this podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Eye in the Sky: Alan Parsons Project

    Agenda:

  • U.S. = reception
  • Aaron lives in Angle Inn
  • Wildfire, or so they called her
  • New excuse for getting off of work
  • Rox lervs Derren Brown
  • Charo IS Starro
  • I Dream of Leigh
  • Jon vs. Kraken!
  • Aborted alcohol report
  • Rox's skull vs. a baseball bat
  • Rob Zombie vs. Woolite
  • Billy Joel reference
  • NippleTalk!
  • Aaron's X-Men berating
  • Jon's kids' Gulliver's Travels review
  • Aaron vs. The Bangles
  • War of the Michaels
  • Comic books
  • Peanuts in Rox's universe
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    By |June 24th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #114: Naptime is Terror Time!

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that wants to flash you on chat roulette. Or make you put all your money on red. Or both. It's definitely not for the faint of heart. The only man alive who could take this podcast unscathed...is Rutger Hauer. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Gun show

    Agenda:

  • Steve
  • The gun show
  • Exorcist Babies!
  • Rox vs. Fisher King
  • Chat Roulette?
  • Rox vs. Mr. Lizard
  • Leigh vs. technology
  • Packing and drinking
  • Sleeping in the car
  • Happy hour at Starbucks
  • Jon's bowel movements
  • Cosette vs. Transformers
  • A paucity of Starbucks
  • Doctor Who vs. Scooby-Doo
  • Sandal innuendos
  • Scott and too much information about shaving
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    By |May 13th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #112: The Battery Episode

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that is kept in a cage the size of a battery. Battery Park, really. But it's fed nothing but batteries. But they're provided by Viggo. So. It's definitely not for the faint of heart. Or for people who are solar-powered. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Tex the Armadillo

    Agenda:

    • Scott's been busy
    • Password security
    • Name issues
    • Flavor Flav's Chicken RIP
    • Din's vegetarian soapbox moment
    • Dylan Dog
    • Army envy
    • Sony and your info
    • Din vs. Tex the Armadillo
    • Spiders holding your beer, and probably your tongue as well
    • Fisher King: NOT a hobo documentary
    • Chaperone night!
    • Cee-Lo Green, slightly prickish
    • Dindrane: opera vs. soul
    • First!
    • Bruce Vilanch
    • Exuberance!
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    By |April 29th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Stuff You Need to Know: Clancy, Conan and Shatner All Return (Not All at Once, Though)

    Tom Clancy: Dead or Alive

  • Tom Clancy is hitting in December with what sounds like "Crisis on Infinite Clancy," at least according to the press release: "For the First Time Ever, Tom Clancy Brings Together 26 Years of Unforgettable Characters, including Jack Ryan, Jack Ryan, Jr., John Clark, Ding Chavez, and Mary Pat Foley, to Jointly Face Their Greatest Challenge Yet--Modern-Day Terrorism." So it's...Rainbow Seven? No, it's Dead or Alive and it hits December 7th of this year. His co-author on the book is Grant Blackwood, despite the seemingly 8 point font for Blackwood's name on the cover. Blackwood has written books based on Clancy's characters.
  • The UK is getting Mountain Dew. Or at least a variant of it. Not sure why they feel the need to change it, but maybe that's due (no pun intended) to the fact it's going to be marketed there as an energy drink. If some enterprising Brit reader would like to send me a sample, I'd be quite grateful. Source.
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    By |April 13th, 2010|Stuff You Need to Know|4 Comments