Your Weekend Justice #190: House of Cards, Condo of Monopoly Money

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that has unraveled the vast conspiracy that links Sesame Street with SPECTRE. The truth can finally be revealed.

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Bob McGrath: Thunderball

Agenda:

  • Lice and parenting update
  • Damn you, atheists!
  • The trouble with schools
  • Song of the South revisited
  • Spicy brains. And prions.
  • At last, a reason for education!
  • Apple shopping online
  • Catching up with Robin
  • Kato Boutelle
  • Walking Dead lameness (SPOILERS)
  • The Following (SPOILERS)
  • House of Cards (SPOILERS)
  • Top Gear and reality
  • Remembering (incorrectly) Saturday Night Live
  • The black hole of Sesame Street
  • What…Bali Hai?
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:28:15+00:00 March 22nd, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|7 Comments

    32 Days of Halloween VI, Day 14: Saturday Night Live

    Saturday Night Live Halloween Pumpkin

    I think ever since we started 32 Days of Halloween–this is our sixth year, after all–there’s been one Saturday Night Live bit we wanted to share. It’s the Halloween Land Shark skit. You can imagine how it goes: a promise of a trick or treater and then eventually…carnage. That’s our memory of it, anyway. It’s been years since we’ve seen it. But NBC is very stingy with things online. The only snippet we’ve been able to find is this “medley” of SNL bits from its history. This is nice, yeah, but it just whets our appetite for the full versions of the really excellent bits they show…

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:29:37+00:00 October 13th, 2012|32 Days of Halloween|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #159: Sally Field and the King of the Mole People

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is outrageous. Truly outrageous. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Turtle Oven

    Agenda:

  • Leigh and meds
  • Andy Griffith outtakes
  • Multiple attempts to discuss Russian politics…finally, success
  • Massive Avengers Cast!
  • Scott vs. volume. Repeatedly.
  • Serv vs. Kirsten Dunst
  • Saturday Night which?
  • Harry Dean Stanton
  • Time tampons
  • Ethnicity and comics
  • Comics and continuity
  • The Expendable 2
  • North Carolina, redneck central
  • The emptiness of life and Gobots
  • Where is MASK? Wait, for God’s sake, we were talking about MASK!
  • Furbies and espionage
  • Rob’s Dark Shadows review
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:31:59+00:00 May 11th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Schweddy Balls Ice Cream by Ben & Jerry’s – Review

    Schweddy Balls Ice Cream by Ben and Jerrys

    “I swear, this is not a prank call,” I said into the phone.

    I was fairly certain that they had gotten a similar call before, so I really didn’t need to say that. But on the other hand, given what I was trying to check Whole Foods’ stock of, I felt I needed to say it anyway. That Whole Foods did not have it, it turned out. So onto the next one. Whole Foods was the only store in this area that some locations had been known to carry this.

    “Can you spell the name for me?” This new grocery/freezer department person was asking.

    “S-C-H-W-E-D-D-Y Schweddy…” I said.

    “Balls,” he finished. Which, given the man’s accent (which I could not place), was quite possibly the funniest thing I had heard all week. “Yes, I have it right in front of me. There are…six pints in stock.”

    They weren’t going to run out before we could get there. Success.

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:35:20+00:00 November 15th, 2011|Reviews|2 Comments

    Win SNL: The Best of Belushi and Farley on DVD!

    SNL: Best of John Belushi DVD SNL: Best of Chris Farley DVD

    Lionsgate is releasing these two SNL best-of discs for John Belushi and Chris Farley, each sporting new bonus bits:

    For Belushi’s disc, it “features more than 25 minutes of new to DVD content from Belushi’s original screen test, the Coneheads and Samurai Warrior sketches, along with the first ever SNL bit.”

    And for Farley’s disc, it “contains more than 25 minutes of all-new special features including newly released sketches of motivational speaker Matt Foley, who lived ‘in a van down by the river,’ Schmitts Gay, Weekend Update with Bennett Brauer and more!”

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:44:27+00:00 January 22nd, 2011|Contests|3 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #96: Gum the Curly Wurly

    It’s Weekend Justice: the podcast that takes your New Year’s resolutions and breaks their back like they were a steroid-infused Batman villain. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Carrotblanca

    Agenda:

    • Gnome attacks!
    • Jon’s memory
    • Leigh’s amazing dog
    • Leigh laments the loss of the pornstache (?)
    • Your alcohol report
    • Leigh, meet the Curly Wurly
    • Birthdays in restaurants
    • Leigh’s mouth problems
    • The loot report
    • Rox’s door
    • Widge and the interrupted scotch story
    • Widge vs. the Scott Pilgrim Blu-Ray
    • Jon vs. Disney DVDs
    • Walking Dead hits DVD
    • The Doctor Who marriage
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:44:53+00:00 January 7th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Win an SNL DVD Prize Pack!

    The Best of Will Ferrell SNL Collection DVD Cover Art The Best of Tracy Morgan SNL Collection DVD Cover Art

    The Best of Will Ferrell and The Best of Tracy Morgan are both out on DVD from Lionsgate, and we have a set of both to give away. Both DVDs have auditions, dress sketches, outtakes, TV appearances, and photos in addition to the sketches.

    Want to win it? Fill out the form below–you can even do it once a day if you like. If we draw your name at the end of the contest, you win. Good luck!
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:50:20+00:00 July 5th, 2010|Contests|0 Comments

    Stuff You Need to Know, Sunday, December 7, 2008

    Kids in the Hall
  • The Kids in the Hall are back with a new series in development called Death Comes to Town (working title) and might hit television in the fall of 2010. The whole crew is back to write and star in the eight episode series. They will each be playing multiple characters. So we’ve got a Canadian League of Gentlemen? Works for us. Source: CBC.
  • David Mitchell and Robert Webb (of Peep Show and, naturally, That Mitchell and Webb Look) are working on a new show called Playing Shop that sounds rather brilliant. “They play Eric and Jamie, who set up a business in a garden shed after being made redundant, convinced that everyone else involved in commerce are idiots.” I know plenty of people like that, except for the bit about actually setting up a business–so that puts Eric and Jamie ahead of most, anyway. Pilot gets done this month. Source: Chortle.
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    By | 2017-09-24T23:09:06+00:00 December 7th, 2008|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments