Your Weekend Justice #213: Podcasting is No Longer a Crime, It’s the National Sport!

Hugo Drax with fingers steepled from Moonraker

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that expects the skies of Florida to be filled with zeppelins any day now.

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Agenda:

  • Recommending movies for Cosette
  • The Hills Have Diapers
  • Florida, Evil Empire of Rox
  • Where to get orange juice in Washington D.C.
  • Governmental key parties
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:26:32+00:00 March 29th, 2014|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Stuff You Need to Know: Comic-Con Fallout Edition

    Very quickly, because some of us have lives…the high points from this past weekend. The stuff you actually do need to know. More fallout, I’m certain, is coming. Sort of like winter. But the fallout won’t take several books. Count on it.

    Batman-Superman Movie logo

  • Before you get all excited about World’s Finest (or whatever they end up calling it), just remember: we’ve been here before. And the fact that they’re doing this instead of Man of Steel 2 and then leading on into Justice League says to me that they have very little confidence in the road they’re on. Also, Christian Bale said he was out–but that might just be him asking for more money. Who knows? Regardless, it is way too early to start lining up for it. Fancy logo or not. Source.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:22+00:00 July 22nd, 2013|Stuff You Need to Know|2 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #184: Two Tables Flipped For Your Face

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is waiting for the spaceship to arrive and take it to safety as the world ends. It’s not here yet but we expect it at any moment. Honest.

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    Spider-Man Sheets

    Agenda:

  • Stop bothering Rox with your last minute crap Xmas gift ideas
  • The danger of Amazon Prime
  • The evil of raisins
  • Fun with Instagram
  • Cat butt coffee ale!
  • Leigh vs. gravity and the death of keyboards
  • The Hobbit and hotness
  • Kids and fandom
  • Aaron Sorkin, making people sad
  • Spazhouse: The Barbershop
  • Angela Lansbury, not dead
  • The Flaming Keyboard
  • French Cumberbatch
  • Rox’s search for cake
  • The Search for Star Trek Sex Toys
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:28:53+00:00 December 21st, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|3 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #182: Grandmother With a Pitchfork (for iPhone)

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that cannot be replaced by any simple smartphone app, no matter how hard you goddamn programmers try.

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    Burl Ives

    Agenda:

  • That thing in The Mexico
  • What you wear for self-deprecation
  • The Screwed Up Feet of the Long Distance Runner, or Why Jon is Zombie Food
  • Disco on wheels, plus seizures
  • Technical Podcast Hell
  • In defense of Samsung
  • Scott’s perfectly timed exercise question
  • Motivational apps
  • Email and the Arrow of Time
  • The benefit of canes…and dishonor
  • White chocolate baby heads
  • Advent calendar idea
  • Hello shingles
  • Hobbit Syndrome
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:28:57+00:00 December 7th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|4 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #166: Special Truncheon Night!

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that comes up with comic book ideas that are so lung-shatteringly original that the comic book companies hold us back for your own safety. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Anne of Green Gables 1919

    Agenda:

  • Beachy people
  • DragonCon lodging fun
  • Beer vs. cookie dough
  • Aaron Poole, professional whore
  • Old jokes and irony
  • Toast and height
  • Chuck E. Cheese and Cumberbatch
  • Salt water taffy and opium
  • Leigh vs. Fake Leigh
  • Special Truncheon Night
  • Spider-whoa, wait, no–Katy Perry!
  • A distinct lack of pancakes
  • Spider-Man at last
  • Marmite and film
  • A long and extensive discussion of Marvel and their film business history
  • The Marvel Cinematic Universe vs. The Spider-Universe and other such fun
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:30:51+00:00 July 13th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|3 Comments

    Wayhomer Review #126: The Amazing Spider-Man 3D

    Andrew Garfield in The Amazing Spider-Man

    Episode #126 for The Amazing Spider-Man 3D, in which our protagonist makes a case that 2012 is the year in which comic book movies have come of age, thinks whoever cast Sally Field and Martin Sheen are bloody geniuses and praises (no, really) Marvel for seemingly getting everybody to step up their game.

    Update: Stay clear of the comments if you want to avoid SPOILERS. Normally I don’t allow spoilerishness in them, but they’re extensive and well thought out, so I’m writing them a pass.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:30:57+00:00 July 4th, 2012|Reviews, Video Podcasts, Wayhomers|50 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #150: Things Not to Marinate Your Keyboard With

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that can withstand anything: scorn, jokes about babies and taxidermy, sex, and even a beer in the wrong place. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Filibus

    Agenda:

  • What you need to listen to this podcast
  • Serv actually brings up Doctor Who. No shit, really. Then he gives a startling good recap of it since it’s been renewed.
  • The InterruptCast
  • Lost films (starring Rox)
  • Jon’s weird device
  • Misty Lee and Ed Asner
  • Walking D–AHHH! Destruction! And Death!
  • Okay, now…Walking D–WAIT WTF IS IT NOW?
  • At last: Walking Dead
  • 28 Days Later, Y and Preacher
  • Heroes Reborn and Thunderbolts
  • Shamwows and Wood
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:32:44+00:00 March 9th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Stuff You Need to Know: Paradise Lost Movie Shelved; Milton Quits CAA

    Satan from Paradise Lost

    Dammit, I wanted that guy from The Hangover to play me!

    Need to stay up to date with pop culture news but don’t want to wade through 57 blog posts a day to do it? No worries. We do it for you: one post with only the most critical items so you can get it out of the way in one sitting. You’re welcome.

  • “Greedily Alex Proyas’ Paradise Lost engorged without restraint,/ And knew not eating death.” That’s right, the film has been killed due to budget issues. According to Variety, the technology to pull it off is still too expensive and the budget couldn’t be brought down to earth enough for Legendary Pictures. So whatever fantasy you had about Bradley Cooper in a satanic red loincloth or something will just have to remain inside your own heads. And really, the only person who needs to touch this project is Peter Greenaway. I’m just saying.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:33:15+00:00 February 9th, 2012|Stuff You Need to Know|1 Comment

    Your Weekend Justice #136: For Legal Reasons, This Episode Has a Different Name in Ireland

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that has no budget but comes over like solid gold. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Weiner King

    Agenda:

  • The Irish James
  • 32 Days of Scott Being Overexcited
  • Odd names in Ireland
  • Burger Despot!
  • Odd math in America
  • Drinking and…drinking
  • Scott learns liters
  • Useless fast food fact!
  • Widge pisses off the Skype gods!
  • The new Monster Mash!
  • Rox, The Equalizer
  • The Grand Prize Game reborn!
  • Rox vs. Officer Bill!
  • Aaron and ladies in beards
  • The severe lack of Funky Winkerbean internationally
  • Aaron and the Scarlet Spider
  • Choose sides carefully
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:35:45+00:00 November 4th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #125: James Spader, Acting Gristle

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that creates verbs where they are proper nouns just to see if anyone’s paying attention. Usually they are, but they couldn’t care less. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Robert Mitchum

    Agenda:

  • Irish sex
  • A lack of understanding of James Spader
  • Defining lesbianism
  • Alec Guinness disappoints as a Jedi
  • Hobo weddings
  • Hobo catch and release program
  • When steampunk is too labor intensive
  • Alcohol report and lack of Leigh
  • Porn testimonials
  • Free inspection!
  • Exorbation!
  • James Franco is not a verb
  • The problem with kissing Sean Penn
  • Fighting Viggo
  • Rock Lobster Fail
  • Alternate spellings and pronunciations
  • Portkey parties
  • Rowling vs. Martin
  • Harry Potter and Sherlock Holmes
  • House of M and Age of Apocalypse
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:38:51+00:00 August 5th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|11 Comments