Your Weekend Justice #187: Christoph Waltz *is* The German Fonz

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck, which has always had tattoos. You just thought they were painted on. Of course, it’s tattooed inside its skin. Best not to ask.

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Hawkeye Converse (for Kim)

Agenda:

  • Jon’s daughter’s Les Miserables review
  • Serv vs. musicals
  • The potential news (prediction…oh dear)
  • What to get Rox for Xmas
  • Ongoing and increasing decrepitude
  • SuperBowl commercial round-up
  • Leigh denies the funk
  • Quick Fringe redux
  • The Following
  • Leigh, the alcohol denmother
  • ScottC, would-be killer
  • The trouble with cycling
  • Rox’s winning photo here
  • The secret of beer glasses
  • Conepocalypse
  • House of Cards
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:28:23+00:00 February 8th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Stuff You Need to Know: Marvel Cinematic Universe Boxed Set to Come With Light-Up Soul of Marsellus Wallace

    A primer for these posts: they’re to keep you up to date on what’s happening in the world of pop culture. Just the highlights and such, because the market on paraphrasing press releases is more than taken. Enjoy.

    Marvel Cinematic Universe: Phase One Blu-Ray Limited Edition

  • The Marvel Cinematic Universe: Phase One boxed set just got a great deal sexier. On September 25th, it’s coming in a briefcase with a replica of the Cosmic Cube that actually glows. I mean…Jesus Christ, people. It also comes with an exclusive bonus disc. You can pre-order it here.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:30:49+00:00 July 14th, 2012|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #159: Sally Field and the King of the Mole People

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is outrageous. Truly outrageous. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Turtle Oven

    Agenda:

  • Leigh and meds
  • Andy Griffith outtakes
  • Multiple attempts to discuss Russian politics…finally, success
  • Massive Avengers Cast!
  • Scott vs. volume. Repeatedly.
  • Serv vs. Kirsten Dunst
  • Saturday Night which?
  • Harry Dean Stanton
  • Time tampons
  • Ethnicity and comics
  • Comics and continuity
  • The Expendable 2
  • North Carolina, redneck central
  • The emptiness of life and Gobots
  • Where is MASK? Wait, for God’s sake, we were talking about MASK!
  • Furbies and espionage
  • Rob’s Dark Shadows review
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:31:59+00:00 May 11th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Win Cop Land on Blu-Ray!

    Cop Land Blu-Ray

    It’s Cop Land, out on Blu-Ray from Lionsgate. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

    Respect turns to regret this November as Lionsgate debuts Miramax’s Cop Land: Collector’s Series on Blu-ray Disc for the first time. A “knock-your-socks-off thriller” (CNN), this Director’s Cut of the film is presented in 1080P High Definition and 5.1 DTS-HD Master Audioâ„¢ and features an incredible all-star cast including Oscar® nominees Sylvester Stallone and Harvey Keitel; Emmy® winners Ray Liotta and Edie Falco and dual Oscar® winner Robert De Niro. Written and directed by James Mangold (Walk the Line), this version of the film includes ten additional minutes of footage previously cut from the theatrical film, plus deleted scenes, audio commentary, a “making of” featurette and a storyboard comparison.

    Garrison is a small suburban New Jersey town, known as “Cop Land,” for the influx of New York City police officers that reside there. Freddy Heflin (Stallone) has long-admired these officers, but partial deafness kept him from applying to the force. Now the sheriff of Garrison, he uncovers a massive conspiracy among his beloved residents that could turn deadly.

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:35:47+00:00 November 2nd, 2011|Contests|1 Comment

    Your Weekend Justice #123: Extreme Shorts Adventures!

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that’s available on a Blue Light Special for a limited time only–now how much would you pay?? Anyway, this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Starpower by Jackie Stallone

    Agenda:

  • Rox’s troll doll
  • Visited by Rock Lobster in the night
  • Nudity report
  • Widge vs. Oakley
  • Tanning notes
  • Tuffley vs. Jim Croce
  • Comic-Con vs. DragonCon
  • Pixar, Billy Crystal and Robin Williams
  • Christopher Lee, God
  • Who is Larry the Cable Guy in Bahrain?
  • Harry Potter vs. Pooh
  • The UK vs. Pooh
  • Jon and the Black Lotus
  • Magic: The Gathering tales
  • Kim makes a break for it
  • Men Without Hats?
  • Rox’s kryptonite
  • Chocolate Flavored Sandwich Cookie
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:39:04+00:00 July 22nd, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|11 Comments

    Win The Expendables on Blu-ray/DVD!

    The Expendables Blu-ray/DVD Cover Art

    The exhibition of action stars that is The Expendables is coming to Blu-ray & DVD from Lionsgate. Missed it in the theatre? Here’s a trailer for you:

    We’ve got a Blu-ray + DVD + Digital Copy set to give away. Want it? Just fill out the form below. If we draw your name at the end of the contest, you win. Did we mention you can enter once a day if you like? Good luck!
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:46:07+00:00 November 20th, 2010|Contests|0 Comments

    Win Rambo: The Complete Collector’s Set on Blu-ray!

    Rambo The Complete Collector's Set Blu-ray Cover Art

    Lionsgate is releasing all four Rambo movies on Blu-ray. With over twenty bonus features as well, this is quite a set. Would you like it? Well, you’re in luck, because we have one to give away.

    Would you like it? Fill the form out below. If we draw your name at the end of the contest, it’s yours. Oh, and you can enter once a day if you like. Good luck!

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:50:00+00:00 July 16th, 2010|Contests|0 Comments