Your Weekend Justice #158: The Worst Podcast Ever (Arguably)

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that only has a certain amount of games, so if too many people get game, the podcast falls off track. And onto the third rail. And its keys. At the same time. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Howard Cosell and Gabe Kaplan in Battle of the Network Stars

Agenda:

  • This is only a test
  • Way too much information about somebody’s mom’s arse
  • Miss Henkle is missing!
  • Airing out the Sound Board
  • The Post-Dystopian Society
  • Hook Finn!
  • Smug Avengers bastardy
  • Rox’s new art project
  • The jig is up
  • The Smiths vs. the government
  • Monk complaints
  • Don Cheadle potshots
  • Zac Efron baiting!
  • Three Stooges movie and the end of the world
  • Never podcast sober
  • Musical games
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:32:00+00:00 May 4th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #147: If You Had to Sleep With a Stooge

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast arrow in the quiver of Arrowette. And Arrowette is in the quiver of Galactus. Or something. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Officer Growler

    Agenda:

  • Special The Unique Geek Crossover! (At last) which involves Green Arrow and sexism
  • Aaron vs. Uke!
  • Prepping for real recommendations from Scott
  • Clive Barker vs. a coma
  • Leigh vs. drugs
  • Alcohol report
  • Growlers, growlettes & Scott incessantly chortling
  • Kraken Rum Store
  • Info about shower curtains
  • Liam Neeson and the panel idea
  • Internet sales of alcohol
  • Sex and sports
  • Shows with enhancement
  • Scott vs. VCBs
  • Jon’s alcohol report
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:33:14+00:00 February 10th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|7 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #86: Always Share Your Pudding

    Oh for the love of–! Yes, another one. It’s Weekend Justice: the podcast that will crank call you at three in the morning despite the restraining order. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Liberace

    Agenda:

    • Scott and the Massive Digression
    • Leigh’s husband, the Terminator
    • Paul and “the pudding”
    • Jon’s “lifestyle change”
    • Disney MGM’s lifestyle change
    • Rox vs. New York
    • Rox promoted to Admiral
    • Rob vs. Bob
    • Go Cocks
    • Sports innuendos
    • Doctor Who regeneration
    • The Sims update
    • For the love of nectar
    • Synonym of the Week
    • The Skinny Tie Blues
    • Scott and Paul Lynde
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:47:21+00:00 October 15th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #79: Sharks With Hands

    It’s among you even now: another episode of Weekend Justice. Diabolically devised to entertain you at the end of your work week. It’s the equivalent of coming up from deep water slowly to avoid the bends. Please note: this podcast is profane, politically incorrect and just all around incorrect. It’s flat wrong. Listen at your own risk.

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    Jetpacks will turn your legs to glass

    Agenda:

    • Poppy revisited
    • The Ritter family
    • Network television
    • Scott flips out over Sherlock
    • British vs. American television
    • Law & Order
    • Anime and series
    • Scott takes care of things
    • Caffeine addicts
    • Doctors’ signatures
    • Piranha 3D
    • Shellac your coconut halves
    • Rox’s scene!
    • The syphilis metaphor
    • Jerry Zucker
    • The Woman in Black
    • Wuthering Heights
    • The Haunting of Hill House
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:49:15+00:00 August 20th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #61: Adequate and Yet Awesome

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

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    Mazes and Monsters

    Agenda:

    • iPad! Or…not!
    • Recreation
    • Widge and the Nazi DS
    • Gaming MILFs
    • Gaming secret origins
    • King of Kong
    • Rob doesn’t save Leigh’s kid
    • The cutthroat world of competitive Scrabble
    • Phalanx!
    • Hot Tub Time Machine
    • Lars Von Trier, Dick
    • Crispin Glover Returns!
    • Leigh is moving it. Or something.
    • Captain America
    • John Cusack, standoffish
    • Aaron likes getting wet
    • Ken Plume, Super Pimp
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:53:04+00:00 April 9th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|6 Comments

    Win Rifftrax: Swing Parade on DVD!

    Rifftrax: Swing Parade DVD cover art

    In this corner, The Three Stooges, with their 1946 film Swing Parade. And in this corner, Los Rifftrax: Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy & Michael J. Nelson. That’s right, it’s Rifftrax…leaping from their website onto your DVD player. Or at least this time, they do so free of illegitimate downloading! This is out this week from Legend Films–and they were kind enough to send us a pair of them to give away. What a deal.

    To enter, use the form below. Then come back tomorrow and use it again, we’ll show that form! (We let you enter once a day, in other words.) If we draw your name from the prize sombrero when all is said and overdone, then you win. Good luck!

    And psst…while you’re waiting to see whether or not you scored the good stuff, you can always find more of The Mad Trio of Rifftraxia by going to their official site.

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    By | 2017-09-24T23:02:05+00:00 June 14th, 2009|Contests|0 Comments

    Stuff: Three Stooges Movie Idea Confuses Everybody But the Farrellys

    This is where we come together to talk pop culture news. And we do it with a quickness and a snarkness. Because some sites may have all day to write up 750 words based on a press release, but the rest of don’t have time for bullshit. So enjoy.

  • Okay, you know what? The Children looks disturbing as hell.

    Source. Direct video link for the feedreaders.

  • Eight of the James Bond flicks are available for $9.99 right now. Buy yours here.
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    By | 2017-09-24T23:04:33+00:00 March 28th, 2009|Stuff You Need to Know|2 Comments

    The Three Stooges: Jerks of All Trades

    Three Stooges: Moe and Larry and a pie in color

    Okay, so here’s something else I didn’t know existing. The pilot episode for a Three Stooges television show with Moe, Larry and Shemp. The whole thing just feels wrong–and not because I have some kind of Shemp bias, either. It’s so obviously a television show and not their numerous fantastic shorts. And it’s not like they can’t handle television–they are the Stooges, after all. Check out Moe’s appearance here.

    Anyway, here it is. And some more slightly wrong Stooge bits follows after it…
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    By | 2017-09-24T23:05:58+00:00 February 11th, 2009|Stimuli|0 Comments

    Stuff: Of Three Stooges, Nine and 13

    The cast of Nine

    There’s pop culture stuff out there. And sites that want to tell you about them. And we want to do it quickly so you can get on with your lives. You’re welcome.

  • Okay, if I wasn’t jazzed about the prospect of Nine, I am now that we’ve seen this first cast shot. The cast consists of Daniel Day-Lewis, Nicole Kidman, and Penelope Cruz, as we mentioned before. But as you can see there, we’ve got Marion Cotillard (La Vie en Rose), Judi Dench, Sophia Loren, Kate Hudson and Fergie from The Black-Eyed Peas.
  • The Beaver is a script about a guy who goes through life “with a beaver puppet on his hand, treating it as something close to a human creature with human feelings.” Steve Carell is apparently attached to play the guy in question. Source: Hollywood Reporter.
  • Simon Jones, the voice of Arthur Dent on radio, has joined the cast of Blithe Spirit as Dr. Bradman. It hits the Shubert Theater in February. Source: Variety.
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    By | 2017-09-24T23:10:10+00:00 November 7th, 2008|Stuff You Need to Know|4 Comments