Win a Human Centipede T-Shirt from Tshirt Bordello!

Einstein vs. Human Centipede mashup Tshirt Bordello

A terribly wrong (but funny) mashup that gives you physics meeting with the over-the-top body horror of Tom Six, it’s the Human Centipede T-Shirt from Tshirt Bordello. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

The Human Centipede, the Einstein Sequence. It is the next step horror T-Shirt evolution. We think you will enjoy this original horror – geek mashup shirt.

Made of 100% cotton and featuring our unique Human Centipede design, this shirt is a triumph of science and cotton. (Insert evil laugh)

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By | 2017-09-24T22:33:18+00:00 February 6th, 2012|Contests|0 Comments

Win an I’m Loving IT T-shirt from Tshirt Bordello!

Im Loving IT T-shirt Bordello

Bringing an entirely new meaning to the title Super Size Me, it’s the I’m Loving IT T-Shirt from Tshirt Bordello. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

Mmmmmm! I’m loving it. Another original horror shirt made fresh daily from the friendly folks at Derry, Maine.

We’ve got one of these shirts in an XL flavor for the taking. Want to win it? Excellent. Here’s how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!

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By | 2017-09-24T22:33:24+00:00 January 30th, 2012|Contests|3 Comments

Win a MK Chess Match T-Shirt from Tshirt Bordello!

MK Mortal Kombat Chess Finish Him shirt from Tshirt Bordello

It’s that rare shirt that unites Mortal Kombat geeks and chess aficionados. The MK Chess Match T-Shirt from Tshirt Bordello. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

Finish Him! The eternal struggle continues with these deadly adversaries. This shirt is 100% cotton and 100% awesome. It looks like Sub-Zero just got pwnd!

We’ve got one of these shirts in an XL flavor for the taking. Want to win it? Excellent. Here’s how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!
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By | 2017-09-24T22:33:30+00:00 January 23rd, 2012|Contests|0 Comments

Win a They Live Obey Shirt from Tshirt Bordello!

They Live Obey T-Shirt from Tshirt Bordello

They Live? Who doesn’t have fond memories of it? While not the best of John Carpenter‘s works, it was at least fun and insane. Which is sometimes all you can hope for. To celebrate its memory, Tshirt Bordello has created the They Live Obey T-Shirt. I have no problem with consuming…but the other three you should definitely watch out for.

We’ve got one of these shirts in an XL flavor for the taking. Want to win it? Excellent. Here’s how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!

P.S. This is the tip of the horrific iceberg when it comes to Tshirt Bordello. Check out their horror t-shirts section for more madness.
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By | 2017-09-24T22:33:56+00:00 January 10th, 2012|Contests|1 Comment

Win a Boomstick T-Shirt from Tshirt Bordello!

Boomstick T-Shirt from Tshirt Bordello

If there’s a favorite sort of shirt I have when it comes to Tshirt Bordello–and I’d be hard-pressed to pick, honestly–but it would be their line of alcoholic beverage promotional shirts based on pop culture icons. That’s from whence springs their Boomstick T-Shirt. Sure, anybody can do a boomstick-related Evil Dead shirt, but this is…well, here’s what they have to say for themselves:

This is my Boomstick shirt! KLATOO VERATA NECTtphhhhhhhhhh! We said the words, well most of em’. Maybe not each and every syllable but you get the idea. BoomStick Double Stout, It’s from your friends at the Deadite Brewing Co. Made of 100% cotton and 100% epic it’s like getting two awesome boomstick shirts at one time… almost.

So all right you primitive screwheads, listen up: we’ve got an XL variation of this to give away. Want to win it? Excellent. Here’s how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!
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By | 2017-09-24T22:34:46+00:00 November 29th, 2011|Contests|2 Comments

Win The Walken Dead T-Shirt From Tshirt Bordello!

Walken Dead Tshirt Bordello

Tshirt Bordello, in their efforts to hit the trifecta of stuff that gets my attention, have hit it out of the park with The Walken Dead: 1) black t-shirt, B) zombies, especially The Walking Dead and III) Christopher Walken. Here’s their description:

The Walken Dead shirt made of 100% cotton. Is it a virus? We don’t know where they come from but they can quote Walken and that’s matters. I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL! Sure they may be dead, but they’re awesome. Order this awesome shirt before its too late… …And you’re a Cantaloupe.

Which makes even less or more sense, depending on whether or not you can deliver it in a Walkenesque manner. Anyway: we’ve got an XL variation of this shambling thing. Want to win it? Excellent. Here’s how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!
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By | 2017-09-24T22:35:11+00:00 November 22nd, 2011|Contests|4 Comments

Win a Nerdcore T-Shirt from Tshirt Bordello!

Nerdcore T-Shirt from Tshirt Bordello

Do you like nerd culture? Do you like 8-bit games and music? Then you’ll love the Nerdcore t-shirt from Tshirt Bordello. Skull and crossbones and Nintendo controllers, just like you like em.

We’ve got an XL variation of this monster. Want to win it? Excellent. Here’s how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!
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By | 2017-09-24T22:38:57+00:00 August 1st, 2011|Contests|0 Comments

Win a Space Invaders Strike Back T-Shirt from Tshirt Bordello!

Space Invaders Strike Back T-Shirt

It’s time for a brand new shirt from Tshirt Bordello to hit the contest queue. You can quickly ascertain what we’re dealing with here, but just in case, here’s what the site has to say about Space Invaders Strike Back: “Don’t get cocky kid, stick to the plan. We go to the right then we drop down another row.” Nice.

Want to snag retro arcade/Star Wars mashup goodness? Because we have an XL version of the shirt to give away. Here’s how this works: enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it. Good luck!
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By | 2017-09-24T22:39:01+00:00 July 25th, 2011|Contests|0 Comments

Win Cthulhu Tequila (The T-Shirt, Anyway) from Tshirt Bordello!

Cthulhu Tequila

It’s the return of the ever-popular Cthulhu Tequila t-shirt, hitting again from your friends at Tshirt Bordello. We’ve got a snippet up of the artwork, so click through to their site to see the full thing.

As when we gave this away the last time (it was such a hit, we decided for a reprise), the following are its specs: the tequila in question is 40% ABV and sold in 750ml containers. It’s “Distilled and Bottled in Arkham Massachusetts by the H.P. Lovecraft Co. Est. 1926.” The slogan is “This time the Wyrm eats you!” Yes.

We’ve got an XL version of it to give away. Want to win it? Perfect. Here’s how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!
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By | 2017-09-24T22:39:28+00:00 July 11th, 2011|Contests|1 Comment