Your Weekend Justice #215: The Taking of Pelham 123: The Animated Series

Giant Knob of Jon

(Widge here. Had to delay posting this for a week to devote time to the project that’s currently kicking my arse. We’re still not dead.)

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck, where we spend an inordinate amount of time trying to create a super-weapon that will turn human beings into giant Pez dispensers.

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Your Weekend Justice #181: Bishop Charles Durning vs. The Serpent

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that, because it is smarter than its participants, thinks quietly to itself that they’re thinking about an alternate version of the movie Q where it faced off against Brian Dennehy. But again, it can only speak through the sound board. So…alas.

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Star Trek Dilithium Crystals

Agenda:

  • Human backgammon?
  • Getting rid of elements
  • Calling Alan Funt…wait, oh shit
  • Potential Roxmobile…or the Tuffmobile. Whichever.
  • Jon vs. the new Skype
  • Serpent and the What, who?
  • “Mistreating the hunchback”
  • Tyler Perry’s Hunchback of Notre Dame
  • Thanksgiving Parade report
  • Smurf on the loose!
  • Bob Costas’ new job
  • Rise of the Guardians review
  • Going to Portland for the bucket of donuts
  • The dead and their bib overalls – Walking Dead SPOILERS
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:28:59+00:00 November 30th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|4 Comments

    Stuff You Need to Know: Marvel Cinematic Universe Boxed Set to Come With Light-Up Soul of Marsellus Wallace

    A primer for these posts: they’re to keep you up to date on what’s happening in the world of pop culture. Just the highlights and such, because the market on paraphrasing press releases is more than taken. Enjoy.

    Marvel Cinematic Universe: Phase One Blu-Ray Limited Edition

  • The Marvel Cinematic Universe: Phase One boxed set just got a great deal sexier. On September 25th, it’s coming in a briefcase with a replica of the Cosmic Cube that actually glows. I mean…Jesus Christ, people. It also comes with an exclusive bonus disc. You can pre-order it here.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:30:49+00:00 July 14th, 2012|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    Headsup: Of Warriors, Lawyers and Men Dressed as Dogs

    There’s a lot of stuff that comes out all the time, and the companies are want your attention and mostly…your coin. But, you know, it’s your coin and you have to take care where you spend it. With these posts we try to take you through recent releases so you can make up your mind. If you find the info here to be of use, do us a favor and purchase stuff from Amazon through us. Especially if you were going to buy the stuff anyway. That gives us kickbacks, which help pay for things. Like the server. And coffee. And therapy. We thank you.

    Red Scorpion Blu-Ray
    Seeking Justice Blu-Ray
    Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows Blu-Ray

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:30:52+00:00 July 11th, 2012|Headsup|0 Comments

    Win Meet the Browns Season 4 on DVD!

    Meet the Browns Season 4 DVD

    It’s the fourth season of Meet the Browns, hitting DVD from Lionsgate. And here’s what they have to say for themselves:

    There’s always a laugh to be had when the Brown family comes home! This January, Lionsgate releases Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns: Season 4 on DVD. Actor and comedian David Mann (Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family) stars as Mr. Brown, a loveable patriarch just trying to make good on a misguided promise to his late father. Mann, the 2011 NAACP Image Award Winner for Outstanding Actor in a Comedy Series, joins Tamela Mann (Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family), Lamman Rucker (Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married?), Denise Boutte (Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married?) and Juanita Jennings (Tyler Perry’s Daddy’s Little Girls) in the hilarious family comedy. Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns: Season 4 is complete with 20 episodes across three discs.

    Mr. Brown’s “retirement home” started as a complete fluke – a result of a misunderstanding followed by a happy accident in a neighborhood full of lively and unique individuals. While Brown might not be the brightest bulb in the house, he’s managed to create a combination safe haven and circus act under his “Brown Meadows” big top. The new “family” members – young and old – who now call Brown Meadows home hail from all walks of life, but more importantly, they share trials, tribulations and lots of laughter. Meeting the Browns will surely make you a part of this fun family too.

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:33:31+00:00 January 21st, 2012|Contests|0 Comments

    Win A Madea Christmas: The Play on DVD!

    Madea Christmas The Play DVD

    It’s A Madea Christmas: The Play from Tyler Perry on DVD. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

    When a college student learns that her mom is forcing her beloved nanny to work at their posh family estate over the holiday, she secretly invites her nanny’s kin to celebrate Christmas with them. Before you can say “Helluuurr,” Madea and Aunt Bam have made themselves at home in this hilarious, heartwarming play that truly celebrates the meaning of Christmas.

    We’ve got three copies of the DVD to give away. Want to win one? Excellent. Here’s how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:34:42+00:00 December 2nd, 2011|Contests|2 Comments

    Win Meet the Browns Season 3 on DVD!

    Meet the Browns Season 3 DVD

    It’s the third season of Meet the Browns, hitting DVD from Lionsgate. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

    Season 3 finds the entire family dealing with all the typical challenges of day-to-day living: job hassles, marital problems, rebellious children and love troubles. But as they face each and every test with their usual good humor, they find they are more than up for anything life can throw at them in this hit comedy series created by Tyler Perry.

    We’ve got three copies of the DVD to give away. Want to win one? Excellent. Here’s how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:34:44+00:00 December 1st, 2011|Contests|0 Comments

    Win Meet the Browns Season 2 on DVD!

    Meet the Browns Season 2 DVD

    It’s the second season of Meet the Browns on DVD from Lionsgate. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

    The latest season of Tyler Perry‘s award-winning comedy comes home this fall as Lionsgate releases Meet the Browns: Season 2 on DVD. Winner of the 2011 NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Actor in a Comedy Series for leading man David Mann, the series follows the misadventures of the Brown family. The hilarious family comedy also stars Tamela Mann (Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family), Lamman Rucker (Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married?), Denise Boutte (Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married?) and Juanita Jennings (Tyler Perry’s Daddy’s Little Girls). The set is complete with all 20 episodes of the sophomore season on three discs.

    Mr. Brown’s “retirement home” started as a complete fluke – a result of a misunderstanding followed by a happy accident in a neighborhood full of lively and unique individuals. While Brown might not be the brightest bulb in the house, he’s managed to create a combination safe haven and circus act under his “Brown Meadows” big top. The new “family” members – young and old – who now call Brown Meadows home hail from all walks of life, but more importantly, they share trials, tribulations and lots of laughter. Meeting the Browns will surely make you a part of this fun family too.

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:36:53+00:00 October 10th, 2011|Contests|0 Comments

    Win Meet the Browns Season 1 on DVD!

    Meet the Browns Season 1 DVD

    It’s Meet the Browns from the mind and pen of Tyler Perry. And here’s the first season, all twenty episodes, on DVD from Lionsgate. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

    A case of misunderstanding leads to a whole new life for the Brown family after their beloved patriarch dies. Pop Brown leaves behind a letter for his son, Leroy (David Mann), asking him to “Take care of the old…” Believing that it’s a request for his son to care for the elderly, Leroy opens his home as “Brown Meadows,” a senior community. The entire family embraces the life change, but their quick-witted and quirky new tenants quickly overwhelm everyone. While honorable in his intention, Leroy soon finds out that his father’s last request was for him to care for the old “…Thunderbird in the garage.”

    We’ve got three copies of the DVD to give away. Want to win one? Excellent. Here’s how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:37:27+00:00 September 27th, 2011|Contests|0 Comments

    Win Madea’s Big Happy Family on DVD!

    Madea's Big Happy Family DVD

    It’s Madea’s Big Happy Family from Tyler Perry and Lionsgate, out on DVD. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

    Based on the stage play by the same name, the film stars the infamous matriarch as she once again puts a hilarious and inspirational twist on the family unit. Writer-director Tyler Perry (For Colored Girls) stars as Madea, along with Shad “Bow Wow” Moss (HBO’s “Entourage”), Loretta Devine (For Colored Girls), Cassi Davis (TV’s “House of Payne”) and other Perry fan favorites.

    The next generation of Madea’s family has a lot to learn, and the family matriarch is about to show them just how much. Shirley (Devine) has important news to share with her five grown children, but getting everyone together is a challenge. Enter Madea to demonstrate how it’s done. There ain’t nothing like family, as Madea puts it all in perspective with a hilarious twist on financial difficulties, illegal substances, and most importantly, family secrets.

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:37:32+00:00 September 23rd, 2011|Contests|0 Comments