Tag - Uwe Boll

Headsup: Of Chipmunks, Ponies and Zombies

It’s sort of impossible not to like Paul Newman. And I’m not just talking about the fact his brand offers up some killer salsa. I mean that he’s been in so many great movies, it’s sort of silly to call anyone a...

Uwe Boll gives you the finger

Uwe Boll, Super Genius

Uwe Boll, publicity whore that he is, has called for (and received) a Pro-Boll petition and he wants a million people to sign it. This in counterpoint to the Stop Boll Petition we mentioned previously. The only thing genius about Boll is...

The Amazing Randi’s Million Dollar...

James Randi, head burrito of the James Randi Educational Foundation, has been sitting on a million dollars that he was willing to award to anyone who could prove, in a testing setup that both parties would agree to beforehand, that they had...

Bloodrayne (2005) – 27 Second Review

Written by: Guinevere Turner, based on the video game Directed by: Uwe Boll Starring: Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, Matthew Davis, Billy Zane Review: It has Ben Kingsley, so it can’t be all bad...

Warning: This Post Contains a Warning

We’re very happy to have this Warning Label Generator, so now we can avoid all those lawsuits when people stumble too close to the rift in reality from whence all of Uwe Boll’s films spring. I mean, we’re guarding it, but...

House of the Dead (2003) – DVD Review

Film: DVD: Written by: Mark A. Altman and Dave ParkerDirected by: Uwe BollStarring: Jonathan Cherry, Ona Grauer, Enuka Okuma, Jorgen Prochnow, Clint Howard Features: Running audio commentary by director Boll, post-production supervisor...