Wayhomer Review #101: A Dangerous Method

Michael Fassbender and Viggo Mortensen from A Dangerous Method

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Episode #101 for A Dangerous Method, in which our protagonist shows how fair he is by praising Viggo, worries for the safety of Keira Knightley and is temporarily thwarted by a dumpster.

*–Yes, this is lower than I was considering while being filmed. But upon reflection, I think the movie fails on multiple fronts. As a glimpse into the history of psychoanalysis, it fails because I think I know less about psychoanalysis now than I did before going into the cinema. As a glimpse into the life of Jung, it fails because he’s such a dick I feel like I wasted my time glimpsing it. And as a cohesive narrative it fails because of the weird jumps I relate in my review. And as a triangle (of some kind) between the three main characters, it fails because Jung is not just a prick–but an out-of-left-field whackjob prick–that I wish one third of the triangle would have wandered out of the film and thus made it a lot more enjoyable. Anyway, just wanted to explain.
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By | 2017-09-24T22:33:50+00:00 January 14th, 2012|Reviews, Video Podcasts, Wayhomers|4 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #143: So You Think You Can Prance

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that wants to rub things on your unmentionables–but it’s okay, it’s all in the name of exercise. Just keep telling yourself that. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Thurston Howell

Agenda:

  • Scott’s Lilith Fair adventure
  • Atlanta, peaches and beer
  • Widge vs. Skype
  • Dogs and food
  • Cats that will eat your face
  • Book recommendations for Aaron!
  • Xbox talk
  • Walking Dead game
  • Lunchables for Kidlet
  • Jon’s run
  • Running vs. body parts
  • Scott and “it.”
  • Deodorizing testicles
  • Crazy walkin’ bitch!
  • Jon’s pre-run routine
  • The secret of Gu
  • Women vs. toenails
  • Sherlock discussion (spoilers)
  • Leigh vs. Rob
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:33:53+00:00 January 13th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|4 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #140: A Harry Bemis For the 21st Century

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that sold its soul to Viggo Mortensen years ago. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Country Cow Noisemaker

    Agenda:

  • How’s the weather?
  • When are we starting?
  • Hijacking the Rock Lobster!
  • The Three Laws of Sexbotics
  • Attempts to talk Walking Dead
  • Hockey vs. Skyrim
  • Leigh’s Cock Obsession
  • DragonCon costume ideas
  • Podcast playback
  • Finally, Walking Dead!
  • John Carter and sexism
  • Trailers
  • Tintin
  • Fuckin’ Viggo
  • ScottC and therapy
  • Tim Burton‘s The Smurfs
  • Glee and Carrie Fisher
  • Sherlock Holmes 2
  • Black Mirror
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:34:37+00:00 December 9th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|6 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #125: James Spader, Acting Gristle

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that creates verbs where they are proper nouns just to see if anyone’s paying attention. Usually they are, but they couldn’t care less. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Robert Mitchum

    Agenda:

  • Irish sex
  • A lack of understanding of James Spader
  • Defining lesbianism
  • Alec Guinness disappoints as a Jedi
  • Hobo weddings
  • Hobo catch and release program
  • When steampunk is too labor intensive
  • Alcohol report and lack of Leigh
  • Porn testimonials
  • Free inspection!
  • Exorbation!
  • James Franco is not a verb
  • The problem with kissing Sean Penn
  • Fighting Viggo
  • Rock Lobster Fail
  • Alternate spellings and pronunciations
  • Portkey parties
  • Rowling vs. Martin
  • Harry Potter and Sherlock Holmes
  • House of M and Age of Apocalypse
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:38:51+00:00 August 5th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|11 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #122: Juicebox on Ice

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that goes shopping for sex toys at 2pm in the afternoon over a long lunch and just doesn’t give a damn. So this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Billy Beer

    Agenda:

  • Sex on ice skates
  • Tim Burton‘s Footloose the Musical
  • Tim Burton’s Weekend Justice
  • High school musicals
  • The Broadway report
  • From Google Plus to half-nakedness
  • Rox gets 27 inches
  • Semi-naked
  • Safewords…or not
  • Sausage and Tang
  • Live action Fairly OddParents
  • Rox and The Illuminati
  • A Dance With Dildos
  • Leigh vs. Red Velvet Cake Ice Cream
  • The birth of WEJipedia
  • Nudity vs. bondage and underwear
  • Amazon shopping goes completely and utterly wrong
  • That’s not how espresso should be used
  • Aaron finds an inflatable friend
  • Back Up On It!
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:39:23+00:00 July 15th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Your Weekend Justice #112: The Battery Episode

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is kept in a cage the size of a battery. Battery Park, really. But it’s fed nothing but batteries. But they’re provided by Viggo. So. It’s definitely not for the faint of heart. Or for people who are solar-powered. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Tex the Armadillo

    Agenda:

    • Scott’s been busy
    • Password security
    • Name issues
    • Flavor Flav’s Chicken RIP
    • Din’s vegetarian soapbox moment
    • Dylan Dog
    • Army envy
    • Sony and your info
    • Din vs. Tex the Armadillo
    • Spiders holding your beer, and probably your tongue as well
    • Fisher King: NOT a hobo documentary
    • Chaperone night!
    • Cee-Lo Green, slightly prickish
    • Dindrane: opera vs. soul
    • First!
    • Bruce Vilanch
    • Exuberance!
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:41:30+00:00 April 29th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Stuff You Need to Know: Abraham Lincoln Cast; Next Up is “Howard Taft vs. The Yeti”

    Abraham Lincoln vs. the Zombies

    The premise is simple. There are people who need to know everything that’s going on in pop culture and know it instantly. Then are people like you: you’re smart. You have better things to do. You need to know just the gist and have the stuff that’s really not that interesting filtered out. Welcome. We read all this stuff so you don’t have to. Enjoy.

  • Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is at Fox and Benjamin Walker is in the lead to play the title role. You might not remember him from playing the young titular part in Kinsey, but you should know he dropped out of the X-Men: First Class movie to instead go and reach critical acclaim on Broadway playing Andrew Jackson in a rock musical. Read that sentence again if you need to. Seth Grahame-Smith will adapt his own book and Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted) is in the chair. Tim Burton will co-produce. Yes, the film will be in 3-D. Expect it to hit cinemas June 22 of next year. Source. T-shirt image taken from here.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:44:19+00:00 January 29th, 2011|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    Weird S— Round-Up

    Hello, all. Wolven here–and I’m bringing you a curatorial collection of some recent or upcoming events, films, books, and articles which trip the edge of the strange and downright weird. I hope to make a kind of regular feature, but I make no promises; only vague assurances which leave you to wake, uncertain, in the dark hours before dawn, sweating, wondering at the unknowable capriciousness of the cruel mocking laughter of a seemingly adversarial universe, only to realise that you, yes you

    Sorry. Got away from myself for a second, there. Anyway, let’s get started, shall we?

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:46:03+00:00 November 23rd, 2010|Headsup|3 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #75: Eating Bunnies With Viggo

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

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    Viggo! by Rox of Spazhouse

    Agenda:

    • Boutelle Spa
    • Romania vs. Cthulhu
    • Dark Codpiece! Wait, no, Dirk Codpiece.
    • Donald Sinden in drag
    • Din vs. Rome
    • Irish Leigh
    • Inception
    • The trouble with IMAX
    • 3-D
    • Harry Potter! in 3-D!
    • Ranger Rendezvous
    • Tolkien and details
    • Viggo hatred
    • Julia Roberts
    • Group therapy
    • Din and her lady bits
    • Night of the Comet
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:49:40+00:00 July 23rd, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment