Tag - watermelon

Now That’s a Knife.

This is a knife that once inserted injects supercooled gas into the target, designed to freeze and rupture internal organs. Wait, here, they explain it in cooler language than I can: This weapon injects a freezing cold ball of compressed...

I Like My Gojira Eggs With A Dash of Salt

Apparently in Japan they’re selling watermelons packaged as Godzilla eggs. Pure freaking genius. Of all the marketing tie-ins that could have worked for Sony’s piece of shit Americanized version, this might have been the one...