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      <title>TV News: The epilogue to "Trial of the Monarch"</title>
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      <description>Hammer and Publick rock the Venture house.</description> 
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      <description>No, it's not a joke.  I wish.</description> 
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      <description>Rest in peace, John Woo.  We hardly knew ye.</description> 
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      <title>Film News: Sigh, another remake</title>
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      <description>John Carpenter's "The Fog" is getting redone.</description> 
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      <title>Net News: The Internet is for...shopping?</title>
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      <description>Less porn is changing hands and more coin is instead.  Just wipe the coins off first, okay?  Okay.</description> 
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      <title>News: The right way to fight Wal-Mart</title>
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      <description>Hang together or all go shop at the scary place separately.</description> 
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      <title>Food News: When movie tie-ins go too far</title>
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      <description>Twinkies with green creme filling.  Yeah.</description> 
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      <title>Archaeology News: The Lollipop Kids unearthed; Oz may have been in Indonesia</title>
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      <description>Believed to have been evolved from the Lilliputians...</description> 
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      <title>Film News: New Ed Wood unearthed</title>
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      <description>Necromania once lost...now found.</description> 
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      <title>Film News: Jack Sparrow Sr. cast.</title>
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      <description>Hollywood hunk Johnny Depp's wish has been granted.</description> 
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      <title>Science News: Widge can now get a keetom</title>
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      <description>The biotechnology revolution is shaking up the pet world.</description> 
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      <title>Headsup: DVD Titles Streeting 10/26 - Part 2</title>
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      <description>Mulan, Poirot, Spartacus, The Thing and so forth and so on...</description> 
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      <title>Film News: Indy 4 gets rewrite.  Again.</title>
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      <description>Further confirming that the fourth film, when it happens, will suck, Lucas and Spielberg have hired Jeff Nathanson to rescribe the thing.</description> 
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      <title>Tech News: X-ray phone!</title>
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      <description>Coming to an eBay auction near you...</description> 
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      <title>Interview: Carl Reiner</title>
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      <description>Boss Plume meets a comedy giant.</description> 
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      <title>Headsup: DVD Titles Streeting 10/26, Part 1</title>
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      <description>Macbeth, Dawn of the Dead, Jazz Legends, Little House and so forth and so on...</description> 
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      <title>Stage News: IT BURNS!!!! OH GOD IT BURNS!!!!!</title>
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      <description>SHREK: The Musical.  No, I'm not kidding.</description> 
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      <title>Film News: Superman casting</title>
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      <description>Brandon Routh is Superman.</description> 
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      <title>Recommendations for 10/22</title>
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      <description>Alton Brown, Warren Ellis, Tom and Jerry, MST3K and so forth and so on...</description> 
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      <title>Archaeology News: Lutheranism's birthplace, outhouse, found</title>
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      <description>Martin Luther spent a lot of time in the throneroom, apparently...</description> 
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      <title>WTF News: Woman watches too much "While You Were Out"</title>
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      <description>Guy, gone for 2.5 weeks, comes back to find a strange woman in his house...</description> 
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      <title>One Tusk site updated</title>
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      <description>RSS info for the One Tusk Live Journal posted...</description> 
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      <title>Tech News: Nanofabric</title>
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      <description>Fabric has been created which is a single atom thick.</description> 
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      <title>Comics News: Dead@17 hits Wizard World Texas</title>
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      <description>Viper Comics indy hit series "DEAD at 17", will debut issue #1 to the third installment "DEAD at 17: Revolution" at Wizard World Texas.</description> 
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      <title>Comics News: Mora #1 preview</title>
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      <description>The folks behind MORA, a new series hitting in February from Image, have given us the cover and the first ten pages to preview.</description> 
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      <title>One Tusk site updated</title>
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      <description>One book's done, cover art's coming, another book's on the way, no sleep, none...</description> 
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      <title>News: Naked News to hit Euro cell phones</title>
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      <description>Naked News to Produce Content for Europe's Cell Phone Market.</description> 
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      <title>TV News: 24 Hour Preschool Channel</title>
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      <description>Comcast, HIT Entertainment, PBS and Sesame Workshop Announce Plans to Launch Groundbreaking 24-Hour Preschool Children's Television Channel</description> 
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      <title>DVD Reviews for 10/19</title>
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      <description>THX 1138, Azumanga Daioh, Boa vs. Python, Demon and so forth and so on...</description> 
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      <title>Cool News: Cromwellian Space Program</title>
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      <description>It does my heart good to be reminded that real life can be just as weird as Planetary.</description> 
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      <title>Now Fear This: Presidential bubble gum cigars </title>
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      <description>It's time for bubble gum cigars that favor whichever candidate you want in the White House, from the folks at Dubble Bubble.</description> 
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      <title>Space News: Saturn update</title>
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      <description>Saturn, already a mysterious planet, reveals even more surprises...</description> 
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      <title>Headsup: DVD Titles Streeting 10/19</title>
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      <description>Ed Wood, Alexander the Great, Greg the Bunny, Stargate and so forth and so on...</description> 
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      <title>WTF News: TV becomes sentient, releases cry for help</title>
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      <description>A television was broadcasting out an international distress signal...</description> 
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      <title>Movie News: Franz Ferdinand and Harry Potter?!?!</title>
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      <description>Franz Ferdinand have been tapped to compose music for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire...</description> 
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      <title>Recommendations for 10/15</title>
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      <description>Neil Gaiman, Duel, Trekkies, Mr. Rogers and so forth and so on...</description> 
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      <title>TV News: Rock Hosts the Oscars</title>
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      <description>Chris Rock has signed on to emcee the 77th Annual Academy Awards.</description> 
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      <title>Stage News: Cirque Meets The Beatles in 2006</title>
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      <description>Cirque's fifth Vegas show will be at the MGM Mirage starting in 2006.</description> 
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      <title>Widge Goes Haiku!</title>
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      <description>Hell, we don't know.</description> 
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      <title>Contest: Win Coffee and Cigarettes on DVD</title>
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      <description>Write a haiku, win a DVD.  It's almost that simple.</description> 
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      <title>TV News: The Return of Kolchak?</title>
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      <description>Frank Spotnitz, scribe/producer of X-FILES, is reworking KOLCHAK: THE NIGHT STALKER for ABC.</description> 
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      <title>Film News: Miami Vice Casting</title>
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      <description>Michael Mann is in talks to scribe and direct at Universal.</description> 
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