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“Vader Will Have Your Badge!”


Wisconsin police are trying to find a stormtrooper they can arrest in order to make him sing like a canary about members of the Empire up the line. If they can make somebody start ratting out their buddies, it’ll be like a stack of dominoes. Either that, or there’s a sci-fi con that really needs to advertise better.

Vader was overheard ranting, “I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!” Maybe he’s talking about Lucas…we don’t know.

Story found via The Beat.

Image: Found at World of Springfield.