Clearly, this cat has a keen understanding of his need to not only further his scientific skills with continuous gravity experiments, but a doubled purpose: study the effects of Sleep Deprivation on Humans. He's one of US, people. One of us.
The funny noises his people make when they cut themselves on the shards of glass is a mere fringe benefit. Leave it to the stupid talking monkeys to completely misunderstand his Noble Purpose.
Image: It's of a different cat, mind you. Nabbed from here.