As we're taking down the decorations of Talk Like a Pirate Day (though we always talk like pirates in the sub-cockle region of our hearts), Morning Coffee & Afternoon Tea lets us know there's another reason to want to move to New Zealand: Coffee Pirates!
Dude has a custom built 4WD PirateMobile that he can show up in to provide "beautiful coffees, teas and hot chocolates" on South Island.
Man, coffee and pirates together. What a beautiful concept. If he could fit in some ninjas too, then we'd be interested in a franchise.