PLEASE NOTE: If we link out to a site and you buy something there, we make money off of that. Everyone online does that, the difference is we love you. For why we have to specify this, click here.

Off the Starboard Bow: Coffee Pirates!

Coffee Pirates

As we’re taking down the decorations of Talk Like a Pirate Day (though we always talk like pirates in the sub-cockle region of our hearts), Morning Coffee & Afternoon Tea lets us know there’s another reason to want to move to New Zealand: Coffee Pirates!

Dude has a custom built 4WD PirateMobile that he can show up in to provide “beautiful coffees, teas and hot chocolates” on South Island.

Man, coffee and pirates together. What a beautiful concept. If he could fit in some ninjas too, then we’d be interested in a franchise.