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Da, We Have No Bananas

We are so lucky these days. We have genetic engineering and cybernetics to make our super-soldiers. But Soviet dictator Stalin had none of this in 1926. So what to do?

Breed men with monkeys, that’s what.

Of course, the project didn’t work out. However at our last meeting, we discussed the possibility of reviving it. Widge was all for it since, as a comics aficionado, monkeys always make things better. But Dindrane vetoed the plan since polluting the majestic beast with mere human DNA would be an abomination according to the tenants of her Glorious Revolution.

Boing Boing is responsible for this mess.