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Bloodrayne (2005) – 27 Second Review

Bloodrayne

Written by: Guinevere Turner, based on the video game
Directed by: Uwe Boll
Starring: Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, Matthew Davis, Billy Zane

Review: It has Ben Kingsley, so it can’t be all bad, right? Wrong. I have the sneaking suspiscion this movie was made only to show off Loken’s boob job and Madsen’s mullet. “Madsen’s Mullet” should be a grunge rock band.

Time: 12 seconds.