There's nothing worse than seeing something so wonderfully brilliant that you wish you had done it, but...then you remember you don't have time to sleep or exercise. And you don't feel better, but there's some solace in it.

I'm talking about the Xmas card collection at Solid Gold Fantastic. Each year, on Xmas cards that are sent out, a fake narrative continues about our protagonist and his fake family. Each missive gets more and more nuts. You'll want to be on his list, that's for damn sure.

And okay, I lied: being devoured from the inside out by ferrets is worse. But only by a little.

Found via Screenhead.