Debra Swann’s work includes the Yeti-Skin Rug, although something as simple as “Apron and Mallet” I find appealing as well. Best not to ask why.
Of course, seeing that rug, my second thought was to dye it blue and put a green circular rug next to it.
Update: Updated the links. I can’t find “Apron and Mallet” anymore and can’t remember what it was after sixteen years but I’m fairly certain, based on my sensibilities, it was just an apron. And a mallet.