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This Just In: Satan Dead, Tickets Are Ten Dollars

Satan chalk outline

Sadly, it was revealed later that the deceased was not actually Satan, but analysis of the chalk outline revealed the victim to be a giant anthropomorphic Pikachu instead. The citizens of this small Mississippi town were even more relieved upon hearing this news. However, the ten dollar tickets were not refunded. PETA was pissed off about the whole thing, but no one pays any attention to them unless they have naked actresses in ads, so…you know, whatever.

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