Black Christmas (2006) – 27 Second Review

Written by: Glen Morgan, based on the 1974 screenplay by Roy Moore
Directed by: Glen Morgan
Starring: Katie Cassidy, Michelle Trachtenberg, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Lacey Chabert, Oliver Hudson

Review: I know what you’re thinking, but it’s a Christmas slasher flick. Come on! It had your basic components of eyeball eating, and completely dim sorority girls (There’s a murderer in the house? Quick–lock all the doors!) whose skulls boast the same structural integrity of paper mache. But it also has jaundice. And candy canes as murder weapons. And that’s a winning combination.

Time: 16 seconds

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